Now See, Y’all Were Being Tacky to Ted Cruz When You Should Have Been Thanking Him
So CNN is saying that 54% of Americans think it’s a bad thing that the GOP controls the House of Representatives. The other 46% think there’s alien spacecraft buried under the Denver airport. Of those, 76% believe that John Boehner’s skin color is “enchanting.”
Okay, I got carried away. So sue me.
And in oh sweet irony bliss of life, there’s this news.
“Sixty-three percent of all Americans think that Boehner should be replaced as Speaker of the House, a view shared by roughly half of all Republicans.”
After Boehner did everything he could to appease Ted Cruz short of kissing him flat on the mouth on National TeeVee, everybody thinks Boehner is a wimp and needs to drag his whipped rear end back to Ohio. He needs to go gone or go home.
And you know how Ted Cruz just loves to say that Obamacare is wildly, inhumanely, and grotesquely unpopular? Maybe not so much …
But of those opposed, 38% say they are against the law because they think it’s too liberal and 12% say it’s not liberal enough. That means that 53% either support Obamacare, or say it’s not liberal enough.
Thank you, Ted Cruz, for kneecapping the GOP. Nobody could do it quite as well as you could. And all those trips to Iowa as a first year senator? Keep it up, Babe. Democrats are counting on you.