Now See, Y’all Were Being Tacky to Ted Cruz When You Should Have Been Thanking Him

October 21, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

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So CNN is saying that 54% of Americans think it’s a bad thing that the GOP controls the House of Representatives.  The other 46% think there’s alien spacecraft buried under the Denver airport.  Of those, 76% believe that John Boehner’s skin color is “enchanting.”

Okay, I got carried away.  So sue me.

And in oh sweet irony bliss of life, there’s this news.

“Sixty-three percent of all Americans think that Boehner should be replaced as Speaker of the House, a view shared by roughly half of all Republicans.”

After Boehner did everything he could to appease Ted Cruz short of kissing him flat on the mouth on National TeeVee, everybody thinks Boehner is a wimp and needs to drag his whipped rear end back to Ohio.  He needs to go gone or go home.

And you know how Ted Cruz just loves to say that Obamacare is wildly, inhumanely, and grotesquely unpopular?  Maybe not so much …

But of those opposed, 38% say they are against the law because they think it’s too liberal and 12% say it’s not liberal enough. That means that 53% either support Obamacare, or say it’s not liberal enough.

Thank you, Ted Cruz, for kneecapping the GOP.  Nobody could do it quite as well as you could.  And all those trips to Iowa as a first year senator?  Keep it up, Babe.  Democrats are counting on you.

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0 Comments to “Now See, Y’all Were Being Tacky to Ted Cruz When You Should Have Been Thanking Him”


  1. Marion (formerly known as MM) says:

    Thanks to Ted Cruz, one of my friends and neighbors re-registered yesterday as a Democrat. Ted Cruz inspired him to do that after all these years of his being a Republican. He was proudly holding his receipt last I saw him at our precinct’s annual Democratic picnic.

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  2. 1. That math just doesn’t add up. Assuming 100%, wouldn’t it be 38% too liberal, 12% not liberal enough, and 50% supporting? That adds up to 62%. Then again, the way these folks keep defunding education, perhaps they can’t add any more.

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  3. Time was when the sound of Dubya’s voice would make me grit my teeth but there was the horrid fascination of waiting to see how he would mangle language to compensate.

    For Cruz it is hard to find words. He is oily and unctuous, oozing sincerity while spouting untruth. Oh so humble like Charles Dickins’ Uriah Heep yet the greed and thinly veiled ambition shines through.

    This is a very dangerous man. Hoping he flames out early

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  4. e platypus onion says:

    Boner and crew claimed they were gonna cleanup the House by prosecuting Dems for no reason and all he has done is allowed toxic wastes to infiltrate the once revered body so it can’t function. Democracy’s enemies are in bed with Boner and he can’t figure this out.

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  5. There’s an article in Huffington today about fact-checking Ted Cruz on Obamacare which will do your heart good. It’s not just “acceptable hyperbole”, as some Cruz apologist try to explain. Point by point, his lies are laid out and contradicted, mostly by the Congressional Budget Office info. Look for those same lies to be applied to Social Security and Medicare in the coming weeks.

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  6. e platypus onion says:

    http://news.yahoo.com/cruz-distorts-aca-impact-seniors-children-160702005.html

    This fact checking of Cruz comes from Yahoo. Cruz uses mostly rw sources and as per usual completely misses the mark. Deadly accuracy like this shows how t-baggers could conceivably survive a circular firing squad.

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  7. e platypus onion says:

    Roger Simon made a funny. If Cruz and Boner were on a sinking ship,who would be saved? The answer-America. 🙂

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  8. If you all recall, Uriah Heep was found guilty of fraud and whatever and shipped off to Australia for the rest of his feckin’ life. Let’s see . . . Cruz: Cuba, Canada, U.S. of A., why not add Australia.

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