April 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
I want you to see this clip from Fox News. I can really get behind the blonde (the one of the right – everybody is blonde on Fox) who suggests that they just pray this year and leave it up to God to pick the right candidate. Her name is Ainsley Earhardt.
Yeah, that’s what they need to do. That’s a real good idea.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
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Yep, that sounds like your best strategy to me. Odds are it won’t be anybody who says that God told them to run for president, though– God has a lousy track record on those people.
1Sigh….yet another blond…..err, out of respect for the group and because I would have to go wash my hands with lye soap if I called the whole bunch what I think they are. I hate the smell of lye soap so I won’t do it. But Christians they ain’t. I have to wonder about the God they use. I was reading just today the god that Trump is praying to, his name is Paul Manafort. I guess Cruz is his own God and Carly is just a really really ugly angel.
2Wow somehow Fauxnooze and I agree on something. I’ve been pray about the 2016 POTUS election since the end of the 2012 election. The USofA could be in deep loose feces if the snacilbupeR elect their candidate in November 2016.
3Oh jeez. The stoopid is frighteningly thick, deep and odoriferous.
4I’m just glad that silly woman didn’t win “Dancing with the Stars” when she had her chance.
5God has been too busy to register to vote. That and the fact he doesn’t have proper ID because he doesn’t drive.
6I don’t remember either the real estate mogul or the sitting governor saying god told them to run, so that leaves about one that she might pick if she really told that one to run. (I hear he and his family had to pray for 6 months before they finally got the word on that, so I’m not sure she was in a hurry to pick him first. Sort of like a mom who listens to a kid whine for a new toy until he finally wears her down…And my favorite portrayal of god besides Morgan Freeman is Alanis Morrissette in Dogma…)
7Well, I prayed that Donald Trump would be the R nominee. God listens when Glen talks.
8I think God is still resting up from picking Villanova.
And baseball season is starting. God is going to be totally busy picking the winners of all those games.
I mean, that’s His job, isn’t it?
9God…bet he can’t produce his long form birth certificate either.
10I can just hear my Nana telling her, ” God helps those that helps themselves”. I believe it too.
11Typical cannot think for themselves so they let god or some other being do it for them. So disgusted for my gender.
12Faux Noose is a total waste of time. But, hey, even God knows that.
13It’s hard to hear “conservative” and “values” in the same sentence without laughing or grimacing
14Goodie, a chance to use one of my favorite phrases:
15What a pack of sanctimonious suckophants. That network should be indicted for incitement, fraud and falsely advertising itself as “News”.
Perhaps she meant that Hispanic programmer at Diebold -named “Jesus”
16They are, I believe, as “entertainment”. It is “entertaining” for people who torture kittens and puppies and swallow snakes.
17i heard a story where it was easier for a camel to pass thru an eye of a needle than a rich man make it past the pearly gates
18Chloe Bear, please don’t feel disgusted on account of Fox not the News. You didn’t raise any of those couch bunnies, and I’m not related to Steve Doocey or that Kilmeade wretch. The two people responsible for that hot mess are Ailes and Murdoch.
When Megyn & Co pronounce Santa and Jesus as being white, it’s tempting to tweet them: “white? so were Hitler and Mussolini.”
19I thought The View had gotten rid of its idiot blonde Republican when Elizabeth Hasselbeck left for her gig on the couch at Faux. Well, I guess since she has left that program “to spend more time with my family” Faux feels compelled to bring in another idiot blonde from The View onto their couch from time to time, except with Candace-cakes, you get a little Hollywood childstar who didn’t end up on drugs, who is married to a former hockey player who immigrated from Russia, and whose brother is an Evangelical minister who has fathered 6 children. She even wore a “Jesus Saves, Bro.” tshirt on set on Friday. Talk about a red hot mess….
20“Jesus Saves, Bro.” Ohferpete’ssake. That’s just pitiful. It sounds like an ignorant pasty person trying, and Failing! to sound hip. Gack!
21The View feels it must pander to the white conservative housewives it thinks are watching it in the mornings because they don’t have jobs and their children are in school. Maybe there really are legions of them watching and complaining about its liberal bias. But the dumb blondes on the show sent me screaming away years ago.
22Watching this (and the RNC handling of their nomination process) triggered a flashback of sorts. The old Vietnam era strategy on the ground (pre-Son My): Kill ’em all, let God sort ’em out.
What goes around, comes around.
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