So you’re a Texas school teacher and you’ve been accused of molesting one of your first-grade students.

You know that you probably should have talked to a lawyer before you came up with this defense …

But Stokes has denied the allegations, claiming that her racist tendencies would prevent her from ever fondling a black student.

“She (said she) doesn’t like to even touch the black children on their hand, she shies away when they try to hug her — she admitted to being prejudice [sic],” Blanchard told KHOU 11 News.

True, the school was in Humble, Texas, where being a racist is practically required for home purchase, but the case will be set in Harris County – where racism isn’t tested with your driver’s license renewal.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.