Poor Ole Ted.

First he has to go back to the Senate where nobody likes him.

Then he’s going to have to return a helluva lot of campaign contributions.  The FEC caught him taking more than the allowable contributions.  Click right here to see ten pages of names.  And since some people maxed out for both the primary and the general election, he has to return all the general election money because he ain’t gonna be in the general election, and I thank God for that.

And if that’s not enough, he’s getting sued for stealing music.

SEATTLE (AP) — Sen. Ted Cruz’s now-defunct presidential campaign is being sued over the background music it used in two videos.

Audiosocket, a music licensing company based in Seattle and New Orleans, filed the lawsuit Monday in U.S. District Court in Seattle against Cruz for President and the advertising firm Madison McQueen. It says an agreement between Audiosocket and Madison McQueen expressly barred the use of the songs for political purposes.

The suit is for “several hundreds of thousand dollars.”  Dude, steal something cheaper next time, you know, like a haul of diamonds.

And then today, his name is so damn sullied that he had to announce that he will run for re-election to the senate in 2018.  Because people were having their doubts over whether or not he would or even should.

Bless his heart.  His cup just runneth over with real bad karma.

Only for scientific reason, I hope something else bad happens to him today because I hate that bad news comes in threes.  Now I’m not wishing something else bad on him – this is just scientific research.