You know how the world is supposed to end this December so what the hell?

Not so fast!

In a striking find, archaeologists in Guatemala report the discovery of a small building whose walls display not only a stunningly preserved mural of a brightly adorned Mayan king, but also calendars that destroy any notion that the Mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012.

Phew!  Won’t the wackos be disappointed that there won’t be something else to blame on President Obama?

However, now they’ll say, “Obama Destroys Entire Mayan Nation.”  Or the Fox headline:  “Would Free Markets Have Saved the Mayans?”  Breaking from Rush Limbaugh:  “Mayan Chicks Are Hot!”  Mitt Romney:  “I Have Changed My Position on the World Ending.”

Come on – you’ve got some ideas, too.  You know you do.

Thanks to Elsie for the heads-up.