Not Political
This is not political. It’s one of those Oh Dear Lord, Woman, Get Yourself Some Professional Help things.
Since this is, after all, a professional beauty salon, I will comment.
A woman in Arkansas is accused of shoplifting some eye shadow. And by “some,” I mean $144 in eye shadow.
I have not purchased $144 worth of eye shadow in my entire life. But, then again, I am not Little Miss Rainbow.