January 20, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I had a goat used to do that–stick her head through the fence. We had to cut the fence apart to get her out. You think we’ll have to cut the gummint apart to get Cruz out?
1Those poor dumb animals, overcome with innocent curiosity, are worth rescuing. Not so the devious deviant in the last picture. We’ll have to cut out the source… his Texas base.
2We need some strategery (Bush) to flush them out. (literally and figuratively)
If the theme is: how did that poor animal end up in that mess?
How did that Canadian end up in the US Senate?
3That last one’s gonna need a lot of grease. Start frying that bacon!
4I’ll say this for Teddie Crudz: He does look better when shadows obscure about half of his ugly face, but it’s still not good. All the other animals are better looking and in most ways smarter.
5But…but…how do we get to find out how those poor animals were rescued? That elephant…oh my!
Ted Cruz…meh. Who cares! He can stay in whatever quagmire he finds himself in. No sympathy there.
6Yes. How DO you get Ted Cruz out of office ASAP?
7The difference with the last photo is that it’s not HIS foolishness that got him into that situation, and he doesn’t want out.
Does that man have any expression other than a smirk? Even Dubya had a few more for variety’s sake.
8I feel so very sorry for those poor animals. I feel nothing but disdain for the last animal and wish fervently that there was a legal way to get him out sooner rather than later. Is he a gun nut? Is it possible that he will accidentally do it for us? Lord knows, he shoots himself in the foot figuratively all the time.
9This array lacks a picture of Chris Christie trying to hide behind a cone. Damned easy to figure how he got there, but he’ll be going through hell getting out.
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