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Juanita is peeved at BP.  And then she heard this —

After setback, BP vows to ‘redouble’ efforts

BP on Sunday said it will strengthen its efforts to stop the flow of oil and protect the coastline after the most recent attempt to stop the Gulf oil spill failed.

“If it wasn’t already so hot that I’m sweating, I would have caught on fire,” she hollers.

“They are going to redouble their efforts?  Did they really say that?  First off, double stoopid is still stoopid.  Second off, are they telling us that they’ve only been giving it 50% up until now?”

“No, no, no,” she says, “the time to redouble and strengthen was 30 days ago.  It’s too damn late to be talking redoubling now.  It’s just insulting now.”

Juanita’s suggestion is that BP should shut down all its oil wells and fix this one well.  “They can go back to drilling once they stop killing the Gulf Coast.  If we made that the law, a heckuva lot more oil companies would take safety seriously.”

“And the next fool who tries to talk to me about the virtues of free enterprise is gonna be reminded — Free enterprise isn’t free, we pay for it with our damn lives.”