September 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Either of these two idiots could begin a war with their school yard bully tactics. Heaven help us.
1I never thought I’d applaud the NK propaganda machine, but…
2Well, it’s not wrong. But now I have to get that image out of my head.
3Gonna be a bad year…
4@DPRK News Service
5+1
What a thing of beauty! American “journalists” take note. THAT is a tweet!
6As long as the nukes are left at home, I can live with them having Twitter fights.
As I see it now, it’s DPRK 1 to Trump’s 0.
$20 says Donny scratches his balls after reading that one.
7With nods to the 5 previous commenters, I have to say it’s a phenomenally sad moment in time to realize that I’ve just high fived myself in celebration of a 13 year old bully that I’ve despised (even when it was his dad) because he out-douchbagged the 17 year old bully that millions of my fellow citizens voted into the office that represents all of us as Americans. Heavy sigh.
8@P.P., one has to admit that the words coming from the DPRK Service are more “creative” than anything tweeted or uttered by the Big Orange Turd.
9june: it’s obvious that Un has a better vocabulary than The Donald.
10sigh.
11Oh my.
12The Rude Pundit’s take on Trump at the UN and of course it isn’t nice!
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2017/09/the-short-bus-to-armageddon-trump-at-un.html
13June:
14Admitted freely. Enthusiastically even. Hence the part where I high fived myself. And my original comment stands.
Asian languages sometimes translate to English in a strange way. Not this tweet! Bravo, DPRK! You win the internets today.
15Dang! Its like that news service lives here!
16KISS – keep it simple, st00pid. That’s our message to Congress for the foreseeable future. 75+ percent of Americans and nearly 100% of the rest of the world know Donnie (in technical terms) is a freaking whack-o-bird. There is a Constitutional remedy. It’s a simple remedy. It only requires that the snacilbupeR in Congress perform a cranial-rectal extraction on themselves and reunite with their spines.
#ThrowDown … as in throw down a butterfly net on the whack-o-bird.
17DPRK News is a parody, but hardly distinguishable from the actual NK news service.
18P.P., my post wasn’t meant as a slam on your comments, which I thought were excellent. You should stand by them, and I’ll give you a high 5 too!
19“International Shouting Magnate” – as schoolyard nicknames go, that’s a great one. Since the Cheeto Kid is so fond of bestowing belittling nicknames on those he considers his inferiors, I propose we have a contest to nickname him. Cheeto Jesus is good, as is Il Douche, Tiny Hands Man, Dictator Tot, and Trumplestiltskin. I also kinda like Flea-Riddled Scrotum, but that might upset Momma.
20Don’t know whether to laugh or cry at that one. But Flea Ridden Scrotum is a term I’ll never forget. Hmmm. But that is the best description of traitor trump I can think of.
21Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
22That is a parody website! http://www.thedailybeast.com/the-men-behind-the-infamous-fake-north-korean-twitter-account
23“… the DPRK News Service, which first tweeted in July 2009, is the work of a West Coast data analyst and a North Carolina attorney who also blog at Popehat.com, a self-described “group complaint about law, liberty, and leisure” started in 2004 by former federal prosecutor Ken White. The pair, Derrick (data analyst) and Patrick (attorney), prefer not to reveal their last names publicly…”