Nope, As A Matter of Fact, We Do Not Have More Pressing Problems In Texas
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Every Lege session the Republicans have to have a “talk-dirty” bill. You know, a bill where they can say the words “genitals” or “testicles” or “throbbing penis.”
They deeply need to say these words right out in the open with the proper disgust and horror put on the words. No, I am not kidding about this. Ask anybody who has spent time around the Lege and they will tell you that everybody holds their breath until the Republicans get a talk dirty bill.
Susie Castillo, Miss USA never had a bikini wax
FORT WORTH, Texas — A former Miss USA’s tearful claim that she was groped during a pat-down at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport could be a criminal matter under a bill gaining momentum in the Texas Legislature.
The proposed Texas law, aimed at people conducting security checkpoints at airports and public buildings, would make it a felony to intentionally touch someone’s private areas — even on top of clothing — unless the officer or agent has probable cause to believe the person is carrying something illegal.
Get ready, here comes the money shot —
Last fall the Transportation Security Administration implemented a new pat-down procedure that includes a security worker running a hand up the inside of passengers’ legs and along the cheek of the buttocks, as well as making direct contact with the groin area.
Okay, so it’s not as good as the sexually oriented business bill, but times are tough all over. Butt checks will have to do this session.
Thanks to David for the heads up!