July 22, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
We have some video games we can donate to him.
1So…how many pictures are out there of this pRick humping a machine gun?
2Ya know, JJ, I understand . . . every word that pops into my mind relative to this Momma wouldn’t like at all, so I guess I’ll just ditto you on this.
3Because he can’t wear drag?
4Look at ME! I’m a SO-JER(K)!
5I think we all know WHY, he lives in a different world. And Beth Francis nailed it.
6I wouldn’t want to be behind him when he starts shooting. I’d probably be shot and killed!
7He likes to play dress up as a soldier. That may explain his plan to send up to a thousand National Guard troops to the border. That would be one every one and a quarter miles. That will fix it!
8Beth Francis wins the trophy today!
9A few more poses and he’s a one-man, redneck Village People.
10““We should be sending the Red Cross to the border not the National Guard to deal with this humanitarian crisis,” the Democratic congressman said in an email. “The children fleeing violence in Central America are seeking out Border Patrol agents. They are not trying to evade them. Why send soldiers to confront these kids?” ~Congressman Juaquin Castro
Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2014/07/rick-perry-texas-border-national-guard-109165.html#ixzz38DcFprHH
11The Bozo the clown costumes must of been all taken, as well as the black leather dominatrix type out fits…the good news is they still have black heels in his size…if we could wave the shiny glittery ones (maybe even feathers) across his field of vision, with big boy hancuffs and a star badge so he can also play Texas Ranger, heck he’d be so busy playing dress up he might just shoot himself…then the real hardworking people of Texas could get back to doing their work without this foolishness…Ducky jammies boy, and all the other dumb as a box of hammers type Asparagus lovers could all get private, printed, exclusive type invites to a secret, bad mouthing dress up party on the border or just inland so they can shoot children who are invading our country as much as they want…
12I AM SO SICK of the INMATES RUNNING THE ASYLUM…we need grownups and we need them badly
Did Bush Jr play dress-up in office, or did we have to wait until he hit the national stage to become Texas’ most recognized idiot?
13Reminds me of Shrub and Mission (NOT) Accomplished. It seems that boys who can’t, play dress up and pretend.
14Aw, JJ, why didn’t you include the old A&M ROTC pics? You know, where he’s dressed up like Neidermeyer from Animal House? I especially like the one where Rick is wearing the Letterman’s sweater and the dog looks smarter than him, but his Brownshirt photo is more appropriate these days.
15Gee Aye Rick with the Kung Fu Grip(tm)
You gotta figure every time Governor Action Figure leaps about in a new outfit, in a dimly lit office, far from the spotlight, Abbott is doing a slow burn, wondering if he can sue Ricki into a chair, preferably tied there and wearing a ball gag.
Of course, none of this has anything to do with making Greg Abbott look less manly. All this is aimed at Ted Cruz. That Texas Primary is only 20 months away.
16Next photo op for Vladmir Perry will be:
Shirtless on a horse, riding the bank of the Rio Grande with an M4 carbine in his saddle holster.
(may it be near South Bay/Boca Chica, and two of those huge vicious green horseflies bite him on his ni…)
You just know that the ‘baggers are swooning over this stuff, and pRick Putin has certainly got some big money backers in the bag now for his 2016 run.
17Yep, like Shrub except pRick forgot to stuff with a pair of socks.
18Because…. it worked so well for Michael Dukakis….when he ran for President, and was photo-opted in a tank?
Other than that… I got nothing.
19Gunship Ricky on the hunt for Central American children.
20There’s an aspect of this whole border “crisis,” a/k/a child refugees from the MESS Ronnie Raygun perpetrated in Central America that is all too often overlooked:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/22/gop-shame-border-private-prison-industry-immigrants?
Read it and weep, for the little (and not-so-little) children.
21Here’s one paragraph from Anamarie Cox’s excellent article in The Guardian, for which I provided a link:
“In the circular economy of American politics, that money naturally first travels through the coffers of lobbyists and legislators. The private prison industry spent $45m on lobbying in the past decade, much of it going toward legislation that would simply incarcerate more people. With the war on drugs slowing, the industry has taken up immigration as a profit center: Companies contributed to the campaigns of 30 of the 36 lawmakers behind Arizona’s “show your papers” law. The industry has also focused its attention on border states – Florida, California, and New Mexico – all of which face overcrowding in part due to waves of immigrants; even if state prison populations decrease, after all, stricter border enforcement creates federal detainees.”
22Retweeted by Vox
LOLGOP @LOLGOP 7h
Rick Perry, the government won’t pay for you to send soldiers to the border to scare kids BUT it will pay to get 1 million Texans insured.
23Was Reagan the first Republican who couldn’t tell the difference between movies and real life, or were there others before him…?
24I think I just threw up a little. Guy creeps me out.
25Rick Perry can only preen and posture for the cameras. He cannot govern and does not think.
26One Man Redneck Village People.
27Please someone make that graphic.
It will kill on Instagram, Twitter and FB.
Someone should pop a brown paper bag behind Perry just to see him jump without a parachute. This has Mike Dukakis written all over it.
28Those who can, do. Those who can’t, play dress up for photos.
29Rick Perry’s Defense Attorney Once Tried To Turn Him In To The FBI
http://crooksandliars.com/2014/07/rick-perrys-defense-attorney-once-tried
30Rhea:
We know that the earliest screening of a film at the White House was for a Southern Democrat, Woodie Wilson, who saw DW Griffiths’ racist masterwork, Birth of a Nation. So looking at Republicans going back that far….
Ford could tell the difference, but we couldn’t tell the difference between him and Chevy Chase’s impersonation of him.
Nixon, whose favorite film was Patton, could not tell the difference between reality and ANYTHING, the paranoid freak.
Eisenhower LOVED Westerns, but knew the difference between them and, say, being Supreme Allied Commander during WWII. Thank FSM!
Herbert Hoover was too busy for movies, what with amassing a fortune in mining speculation followed by his humanitarian efforts. He was elected President about a year after The Jazz Singer came out, so there really weren’t a lot of movies for him to be confused over.
Coolidge: Although Silent Cal took over during the Silent Film era, the dour Northeasterner was visiting his folks when Harding died suddenly and became the last President to be sworn in by lamplight, as they had no electricity. So he wasn’t really a nickelodeon type of fella.
Harding: What with all the scandals, affairs, parties and traveling, one wonders if Harding even had time for movies. But as a buddy of Edison’s, an early champion of radio and a natural on the newsreels, I suspect he at least sampled early cinema. I doubt he was influenced by it, more like the other way around.
31Okay…cruising around the internet today I saw the word Bozogami…in reference to getting all the clowns into the clown car…to my mind the possibilities are endless, I just think Ricky Perry should really get first dibs on the clown costume, as so many have pointed out how many other costumes he owns…I think BOZOGAMI may be how the GOP handles 2016, an endless parade of clowns all folded up (elbows in all directions) and stuffed into my tiny old 1970 600cc engine 4 person Honda car–if it would fit my 6’7″ ex, it’ll fit any GOP mouthpiece! Instead of Bengazi we have Bozogami! An idea whose time has come!!
32Did his willie shrink or fall off or something? Maybe we should get him a prescription for viagra to make him feel “manly” again. He must like to cosplay a lot, first the cowboy outfit now as a gunner; it would be cheaper if the Texas taxpayers would just send him to Comic Con in San Diego.
33Elise Von Holten, or Bonsai Bozogami, in “honor” of the tiny parts for which their egos continually compensate.
Bozogami, the game of fitting all those flat wrong, dumb, stupid rinse & repeat idiots into one car.
The GOP convention will be a “must watch” simply for the fun of which idiot is shot out of the exhaust pipe to be humiliated by HRC. If it’s Marco Rubio, he’ll need ten pallets of 55 gallon water drums to debate Hillary. pRick would probably be best served by a bag over his head and someone with a cane to sweep him off the stage. Rand Paul better wear a cup, because she would metaphorically drop kick him from the podium.
Then again the cane may appear to sweep pRick offstage way before 2016. If he persists in his Border Follies Bizarre, can see plentiful opportunities for pRick to shoot off all ten of his toes and find himself looking at a return the favor suit from Eric Holder, addressed occupant idiots, Abbott and Perry.
34Ricky Dicky dresses up like that simply because … he can!!
35I had a Village People comment all lined, but so many of you have said it quite well, and I agree wholeheartedly.
36As a friend of mine on FaceBook asked; what are the best guns for shooting small children?
37I have been thinking about this all afternoon. I have wondered what was being discussed when Perry was wearing his pouty face. Y’all remember the meeting and the picture last week where every one in the room was cracking up but Perry. It just occurred to me. He had just pitched the idea to President Obama that he was sending a thousand National Guards in full gear to the border and the Federal Government was going to have to pay the tab.
38He can’t help but dress up cuz thats what children do.
39Ricky likes to play army mans and dress up because that is what little boys do at his stage of mental development.
40Oh Rick, you turned out to be quite the fancyboy- but dude, it’s going to be hard for you to turn that into a full time job.
41I think Perry still sees himself as that good-looking young man in his A&M Cadet Corps uniform, as pictured in the life-size, full body portrait in his office.
42He’s watched too many Tom Clancy movies.
43Pollytiques @ #38
Ding, ding, ding…We have a winner for last weeks mystery pRicky photo caption.
44♫This is the end…farewell my friend, the end…♫
(with apologies to Jim Morrison and Francis Ford Coppola)
45If Rick will get himself photographed in bondage, I’ll donate the gag ball.
46Don’t forget these fabulous pictures of Rick from his A & M days! http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/19/what-is-a-yell-leader/
47(With apologies in advance to “Full Metal Jacket”, the movie…
48@Barbara N. Houston:
Reporter: “How can you shoot women and children?”
pRicky: “Oh that’s easy. You just don’t lead them as much.”