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Oh Blessed Mother of Holy Homesteading, say it is not so.

On his way out at Fox News, entertainer Glenn Beck may be on his way to a new home in North Texas.

Beck has often joked about moving his family to Texas when his New York-based subscription talk show on GBTV.com starts in September.

You know nutty Texas State Senator Dan Patrick?  The guy who thinks trans-vaginal sonograms are fine but patdowns at the airport are obscene and  intrusive?  You remember Dan, don’t you?  Here’s what he says:

“Glenn could go anywhere in the country,” Patrick said by phone from Austin, “but he’s coming here because we are pro-business and because he loves the independent streak and conservative influence we have in Texas.”

Patrick said Beck will be “proud to call Texas home and we’ll be proud to have him here.”

Hey, Kemosabe, watch sayin’ that “we” stuff.

Thanks to Susan N. for the heads up.