You have to give Republicans credit for this:  They have walked right through the looking glass and are perched happily on the toadstool.

When Democrats try to talk about jobs, Republicans object because, Holy Mother of Perpetual Virginity!, womenfolks are out there having sex for fun and we must stop them.  Especially you!  You!  Right there – you, stop it!

When Democrats try to talk about violence against women, Republicans object because, Great Wall of Sacred Milton Friedman!, we need to talk about jobs.

Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said: “one can’t believe impossible things.”

“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

Republicans have had practice.

Take, for example, the recent violence against women bill that Democrats tried to pass.  Republicans objected to it, which can only lead us to believe that they are attempting to fill that pro-violence against women void that has been fermenting lately.

Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell complained that the issue distracted from a small business bill that could create jobs.

Thelma says that if evolution was really true, women would have four hands and eyes in the back of their heads.  I kinda have to agree.  So, I guess I’m wondering why Ole Mitch can’t do two things at once.  After all, he does have two hands.  No brain, but two good hands.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.