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‘There’s some folks out there who think it’s strange that Debbie Riddle believes women are coming to the US to give birth to baby terrorists,” Juanita comments to no one in particular. “But, when you’re a member of the State Lege from Tomball, being wacko is almost required.”

Debbie Riddle: Hairspray and Cobwebs

“Tomball is north of Houston and not a pretty sight.  The fundamental churches and adult book stores are trying to keep up with each other.  It seems a losing battle for both,” Juanita admits.”

Debbie Riddle got semi-famous once in Texas Monthly’s Bum Steer Awards for saying —

“Where did this idea come from that everybody deserves free education, free medical care, free whatever? It comes from Moscow, from Russia. It comes straight out of the pit of hell. And it’s cleverly disguised as having a tender heart. It’s not a tender heart. It’s ripping the heart out of this country.”

No, seriously, she said that.  Free education from the pits of hell.  “She must have gone to Catholic school,” Juanita grins.

You can watch Debbie, who is also a warning for bad botox, right here.

“Honey, she’s the best and brightest of Tomball,” Juanita fears.  “Hell, Tomball is so far out in the woods that they think asphalt is a butt disease.”