No Problem, Rick. Maybe We Could Store It In The Alamo
I’m outta town but I could not let the night pass without telling you that Rick Perry is staring in his own Doomsday Prepper series.
There is one billion dollars in gold bars stored with the Federal Reserve that belongs to the University of Texas Investment Management Co. Rick Perry thinks it’s his. So, he wants to move it to Texas and rub the gold bars over his nakkid body. Okay, I just grossed myself out.
“We don’t want just the certificates. We want our gold. And if you’re the state of Texas, you should be able to get your gold.”
Look, if you wouldn’t trust Rick Perry with one billion dollars in gold bars … then come on over to the beauty salon and hoot laughing with the rest of us.