Okay, you guys from foreign states got to know Texas Lt. Governor, David Dewhurst when (1) he lost to Ted Cruz in the GOP primary in Texas for the Senate seat, and then again (2) when he lost control of the Texas House during the Wendy Davis filibuster.

Dan Patrick

Dan Patrick, the Don King of Texas politics, is running against Dewhurst (lovingly known as The Dew) for Lt. Gov. in the GOP primary next year.

Texans for Dan Patrick have a new website that is the goofiest damn thing ever in the whole world.  It’s David Dewhurst  a cat.

I’m waiting for the response:  Dan Patrick as pond scum.

Fine Dining at the GOP – Soylent Green.

The best thing that could happen?  The primary gets postponed again until June and the fattest sumbitch left picking his teeth at the GOP table gets to hold office.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.