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“They let Dan Quayle reproduce,” Juanita sadly reports.

“And the result of that is running for congress.  Oh. Dear. God.”

(CNN) – Ben Quayle, the son of former Vice President Dan Quayle who is seeking a House seat in Arizona, is making a splash with a new campaign ad in which he looks straight into the camera and declares, “Barack Obama is the worst president in history.”

“Y’all, this is Dan Quayle’s son talking that trash,” she says in horror!  “This is also the same guy who wrote nasty on a dirty website (I’m not making a judgment here.  That’s the name of the website – dirty.  How many IQ points did that require?) and then lied about doing it until he got caught and ended up looking like he’s too dumb to even spell potato…..”

“…. or maybe a deer in the headlights.”

“Bless his heart, he acted all surprised because this is something he did 4 years ago.  Four whole years, which is like another lifetime when you wake up in a new world every day.”

“Look, surely this kid knows that he ain’t got the genetic make-up to run for Congress.  Surely.”

“Next thing you know, Ron Paul will have a kid who wants to run for Congress ….. what is that you say?  Oh, never mind.”