No. No. No. No.
Sorry, you just have to go look for yourself. You would not believe me if I told you.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
June 26, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Sorry, you just have to go look for yourself. You would not believe me if I told you.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing about that.
1At least it’s not new– I saw it somewhere on the web a while ago.
Jesus would be so proud…..
2Oh dear Lord, it ain’t just Texas:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle_Festival
3Yeah, well, ain’t got nothin’ on Ft. Worth. Big balls in Cowtown.
4When they say “Barely edible unless sauced properly” are they referring to the testicles or the patrons?
5I notice that only women have commented. Are all the guys sitting there with their legs tightly crossed?
6Different people like different things to eat, I can’t stand tripe but love liver & kidneys properly cooked. Mountain oysters are great, if they are properly cooked. We don’t sauce ours, just natural barbeque flavors from the mesquite grill.
7“Come have a ball with Jesus” is now officially my favorite catch phrase!
8There is at least one man who posted, the originator using the nom de plume Lazarus Long (any Heinlein fans here will get that name)
9Well, when yer down to nothin’ . . .
10I Wonder if they’ll be inviting Iowa state Sen. Joni Ernst (R) as she knows how to castrate hogs, or so she tells us.
11Who is their target audience? Single women? All women or no women allowed. I have to get a bible and see what the old or new testicle has to say about this.
In other news,they elected to have iowa senate hopeful Joni Ernst show them how to castrate male children and provide wholesome protein for their families and help prevent future teen pregnancies in one fell swoop.
12To the tune of “Colonel Bogey’s March”
“Hitler, he only has one ball,
Goring has two, but very small,
Himmler, has something similar,
And Goebbels, has no balls, at all.”
Written by an English music hall entertainer working for the government propaganda office, circa 1940.
13At least, better than gun giveaways by churches, or I guess I should say, not as bad.
14Are these the eatin’ kind of testicles, or the swannin’ around carryin’ MP-5s and AR-15s???
15Does Cal Farley’s Boys Ranch Choir need sopranos?
16Wishing SO much we don’t have to believe this: Teabagistani holy roller candidate is a convicted ‘car engine sexual fetishist”
http://detroit.jalopnik.com/mans-masturbating-to-engine-sounds-past-may-dash-his-po-1596928031/+pgeorge
AND Friday’s freakzoids continuum: Republican candidate is convinced his opponent is dead and using a body double as a stand-in
17http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/27/frank-lucas_n_5537217.html?1403886995
Well, I went to their website and the festival has been cancelled this year….I am so grateful to my parents for moving us from Dallas to California when I was 2……
18Reminiscent of the “lamb fries” (balls) scene in Funny Farm. Chevy Chase set the town record before finding out what the “fries” were.
19charles r phillips says: #13
This ditty could be put into something like a ‘Magic 8-Ball’ (no pun there, move along), for example, roll it around and it comes up:
“Cruz, he only has one ball,
Limbaugh has two, but very small,
McConnell, has something similar,
And Boehner, has no balls, at all.”
Another roll:
“Perry, he only has one ball,
Abbott has two, but very small,
Patrick, has something similar,
And Gohmert, has no balls, at all.”
etc….
20(and with the one that rolls a last line of:
“And Farenthold, has no balls, at all.”
–Insert picture of Blake “Ducky Boy” here, for proof–)
Blech.
21I understand (Aye unnerstan) the cholesterol in testes is quite high. ‘Splains some of those baptiste beer bellies?
22Similar in flavor and texture to sweetbreads, which makes since, being glands and all. Somehow I think the cowboys will fry them since that will effectively disguise the actual flavor of anything from okra to catfish as opposed to various French cooking methods for sweetbreads.
23Don in Huaco, maybe it is a straight guy thing, but sauteed or however seasoned, the notion of a dish of Rocky Mountain oysters is about as appetizing as a vein clogging dish of anything Paula Deen serves on her racist plates.
The confusing thing is that the ‘manly’ Xtian fascists who can be offended by most anything remotely gay are eating balls. Albeit, animal balls; maybe frothy man on dog Santorum will regale us with his opinion on the subject.
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