No Louie Accidents in 5 Days
There’s not much news today so, always able to catch the big one, I go to the news section of the Googles and run “Louie Gohmert.” Honey, you do not even need a fishing pole to catch dinner doing that.
To my shock and chagrin, the latest entry was January 10th. That’s five days, 24 hour days, which if you do the math is like, I dunno, a real long time for Louie not to say something dumb.
Somebody please go take his pulse. If he has one, give him another Lunesta and send him back to bed.
We’ve got a five day streak going. I think that’s a record.