No Louie Accidents in 5 Days
There’s not much news today so, always able to catch the big one, I go to the news section of the Googles and run “Louie Gohmert.” Honey, you do not even need a fishing pole to catch dinner doing that.
To my shock and chagrin, the latest entry was January 10th. That’s five days, 24 hour days, which if you do the math is like, I dunno, a real long time for Louie not to say something dumb.
Somebody please go take his pulse. If he has one, give him another Lunesta and send him back to bed.
We’ve got a five day streak going. I think that’s a record.
Too late, he has escaped and is currently attending Conversations with Conservatives today and answering questions from the media on pressing topics. Track his Facebook and twitter accounts for most recent gohmerisms.
1NO NEWS! What’s with all the hysteria (mine included, somewhat, because I’m not THAT smart) about the Trans Pacific Partnership which our president is being pressured into fast tracking it through Congress. Craaaazy. FAST TRACK means if it gets voted into law by Congress, who hasn’t even been involved in working on it although corporations have, IT WILL BE LAW IN OUR COUNTRY AND will mess with regulations and availability of jobs (I’m all for poor countries getting jobs but what about our regular and poor folks here? Oh, I shoulda thought of this, head smack. Just tell everyone you know to move in with another family; lots of places in the world only have one room per family anyway and who cares if your car pollutes, nobody will be able to afford one anyway and besides there won’t be a job to go to. I’m being extreme but listen honey, you might want to look around and see what’s going on and call your Congresscritters 202 225 3121 or your President, assuming you live in USA 202 456 1111. Hold the phone.
2I googled louie gohmert and trans pacific partnership. He’s still alive. I did get one good idea from someone else: instead of minimum wage laws how about maximum wage laws? I LIKE THAT. Well, maybe minimum AND maximum wage laws? Of course that means if someone on social security happens to hit a windfall that means that he/she loses a few dollars every month for the following year. It’s complicated.
3So JJ are you gonna put an image up on the website of one of those industrial workplace signs that proclaim “Safety is the Key. Louie Lou Eye has worked ___ days without blurting out something officious, stupid, or both. The previous record was ___ days.”
4Micr:
In Louie’s case the sign would have to read HOURS.
5Gohmert gohmert of today: “To that legal explanation, Gohmert said those judges “need some basic plumbing lessons.”
The comment came during a monthly conversations with conservatives event hosted by the Heritage Foundation.”
http://blogs.rollcall.com/218/gohmert-judges-legalizing-same-sex-marriage-need-plumbing-lessons/
Minutes and counting his next gohmert.
6Must be something wrong with Louie if the late night comedians aren’t making super-much hay out of what he said during the day!
7JJ, you jinxed this streak. Louie is back at it http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/gohmert-judges-need-basic-plumbing-lessons-gay-marriage
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) on Tuesday said that judges who have struck down state bans on same-sex marriage, like those in Utah and Oklahoma, need “basic plumbing lessons.”
Gohmert said that these judges are denying the biological reasons for restricting marriage to between a man and a woman.
“‘Basically, we haven’t seen any biological evidence to support marriage being between a man and a woman,'” he said, summarizing the judges’ rulings during a Heritage Foundation event, according to Roll Call.
And so the Texas representative said that the judges “need some basic plumbing lessons.”
8I was tempted to say, his handlers must be so proud! Then I realized that these are the same folks who routinely trott him over to the Heritage Foundation to place his foot in the orifice of the day – they must be slipping.
9Have you checked his pants?
10I just love the photo!!!
11“No Louie accidents” makes me imagine a puppy that hasn’t left any gohmert on the carpet lately.
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