August 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
One day after Kellyanne Conway announced that Donald Trump does not hurl “personal insults,” Trump was found with his finger attached to Twitter to … yeah, hurl personal insults.
Trump is now crossways with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski.
Joe responded —
Trump responded to Joe —
Okay, so maybe Kellyanne is a little bit right. He’s not hurling personal insults. He’s coughing them up like fur balls.
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“What if “Shnookums” Conway does not work out, Hair Donald? Have you ever thought of that? Hm. Hm? Hmnn?”
Come back to Minnesota and I will personally hook you up with someone who makes shithead Bachmann look like a reviled washed-up Liberty University whack job married to a fruit loop who tried to run not Christianly honest pray gay away parlors…
I might could round up some farm subsidy monies I got stashed away. You can use it to sue Joe and Mika.
1I don’t have it handy, but apparently Joe responded with something to the effect of “If you want neurotic and not very bright try a mirror”.
2Good putdown, Joe!
KellyAnne has the hardest job in the world.
3I guess Trump hasn’t graduated to big boy pants, after all.
4Well, those two focus groups can just throw in the towel entirely on Trump. If they don’t want to just sit out election day, they just might have to make up their minds to support Hillz. Of course, since I currently don’t have a nickel I’m not going to bet on this.
5Anger Translator Mode:
Joe Scarborough: Haven’t you got better things to do with your time?
Putin’s Bitch: No!
The rest of us: No more! Please!
6So presidential! Who are the ones that support this man?
7What an embarrassment.
8Trump, the new and improved Palin.
9@laurensd1. “Come back to Minnesota… ****head Bachmann …”
Who am I overlooking in our normally wonderfully blue state, who exceeds crazy eyes/ kaRAzee b***h? Probably I don’t really want to remember, but uhhhh, help me here in Mpls.
10Kellyanne? What Is she running for sorority President? She is as evil as Bachmann, Brewer and bullet wearing Pierson.
11And now Hannity is on staff? Gee, nice to see ahead of time who Trump deems to be ‘the best people, the brightest, just the people who are the best.’ The great thing is that Palin is too stupid to even jump that low bar.
They all deserve each other.
12The sad thing is, Mika is really very intelligent. But she’s so neurotic, and her self-esteem is so damaged, that she stays there, enabling Dirtbag & Company every morning.
MSNBC makes me crazy. They have some of the best political commentators on TV – and some of the worse.
13He keeps taking “unqualified to be President” to new levels… along with “immature and bratty.”
So if it turns out he really is pulling this stunt just to launch a new broadcast thing for obnoxious white people, I guess there’s no penalty for hijacking the American political system….?
14I think I heard this back in kindergarten when I had something of a girlfriend (we were six after all). I think the crux of it was something to the effect of the two of us sitting in a tree, but my memory is fuzzy.
15“He’s coughing them up like fur balls.”
Classic, JJ! And funny!
16Da Donald should know…he is the expert at extra-marital affairs.
17“He’s coughing them up like fur balls.”
I must defend my cats’ honor! they could both gack up hair balls with far more substance than anything spewing out of the “brain” of Trump.
18Whew! Good that he’s not the type to “hurl personal insults”. I suppose he was just flinging poo.
19Donnie? Delete your account.
20Oh please, he doesn’t hurl them–that would only get a limited audience…he publicizes them, like through tweeting or campaigning.
21Anyone ever own a Trump belt? The description by this gentlemen is a warning for all Trump products and a metaphor for voting #NeverTrump in November.
“My crappy Trump belt is a cheap lesson to learn as long as it helps prevent a far more costly lesson this November. Don’t be caught with your pants down. Caveat emptor–buyer beware!”
http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/08/23/belted-by-trump/
Kellyanne as Donnie’s latest “work wife” keep this number handy, 1-800-799-SAFE (7233)
22Reporter’s should do an item about Kellie’s husband. A New York Lawyer who did under the table work on the Clinton Impeachment fiasco back in the 90’s. Kellie was making her bones at the time.
23https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Nd_4-MCQ00o/V7t03ArCaZI/AAAAAAABfZU/UuEmo4NCfNQ6nxhxRomdmiXVQL0EKWJ0wCLcB/s640/1%2BRandy%2BBish%2BPittsburgh%2BTribune-Review.jpg
24Mrynatoo in MN
“Who am I overlooking in our normally wonderfully blue state, who exceeds crazy eyes/ kaRAzee b***h? Probably I don’t really want to remember, but uhhhh, help me here in Mpls.”
The only thing I can think of is Palin has been in MN for a gun club banquet in Hinckley with all 22 members and we have pig castrating, wig wearin, gun totin Joni Ernst in neighboring Iowa deciding which bread bags to save for her winter boots.
25(Wonder Bread or 7 Grain?)
As soon as Scumpf dumps Conway, and eventually he will if she tries to make him behave like an adult, he’ll be tweeting jokes about her face. She does look kind of haggard. I suppose snacilbupeR skullduggery really takes a toll.
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