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Newt Gingrich, who has failed in as many attempts at being President as he has at marriage, had an interesting interview last week.  It seems he’s subscribing to the notion that Barack Obama is Kenyan.

What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?” Gingrich asked. “That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior.”

“At first I thought maybe he was talking money, you know, like Keynesian economics,” Juanita admits.  “But apparently not, apparently he means the country.  You know, where Obama wasn’t raised or educated.  Kenya.  Not Malaysian anti-colonial behavior, not even Canadian anti-colonial behavior.  Kenyan.”

“However, Juanita continued with hairbrush in hand, waving around furiously, is this line about Obama from Newt—-”

“In the Alinksy tradition, he [Obama] was being the person he needed to be in order to achieve the position he needed to achieve. … He was authentically dishonest.”

“You mean like a guy who was screwing around on his second wife while condemning Bill Clinton for hoochy-koochy?  You mean authentically dishonest like that?  You mean a guy who made term limits part of the Contract with America … for everyone except himself?  That kind of dishonest?”

“Newt, Babe, your mirror is talking back to you.”