Newt the Twit(ter)

August 02, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

We should have seen this coming.  It’s not like Newt hasn’t fluffed himself up before now.

It seems that Gingrich was hogging all the stoopid by announcing that he’s the single most popular guy on Twitter.

“I have six times as many Twitter followers as all the other candidates combined, but it didn’t count because if it counted I’d still be a candidate; since I can’t be a candidate that can’t count.”

Yeah, he’s probably drinking again.

Anyway, he claims he has 1,325,842 followers, and the other guys have yet to crack 100,000.

Whoop-te-doodle-do.

Well, come to find out, most of his Twitter followers were bought from a firm who makes that sort of ego-inflating syrup.

Newt, Dude, lay down.  You’re dead.

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