Newt Gingrich Says God is a Sumbitch
Speaking on the radio today, Newt said that the Sandy Hooks Elementary School massacre was “tied to a godless society.”
“When you have an anti-religious, secular bureaucracy and secular judiciary, seeking to drive God out of public life, something fills the vacuum,” Gingrich said. “I don’t know that going from communion to playing war games, in which you practice killing people is necessarily an improvement.”
Gee, I thought adultery filled the vacuum.
At first, Gingrich thought it was caused by divorce, hypocrisy, and short chubby ex congressmen who won’t waddle away, but he decided God was to blame instead.
What a sumbitch God is – taking it out on innocent little children because Newt Gingrich misbehaved most of his adult life.