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Juanita is a tad astounded that newt Gingrich is still yakking.

“Isn’t there some kind of law that he has to shuddup?” she wonders.  “Why in the name of Sweet Syrup on a Bun does his opinion count for anything?”

Juanita heard that newt was back on Fox News acting the fool over a woman again….

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich called on President Obama to withdraw the nomination of Elena Kagan for the Supreme Court, calling her views anti-military and airing, for one of the first times, concerns that during her time as Dean, Harvard Law accepted money from Saudi Arabia.

“Babe, it ain’t like the Saudis handed her a big check like when you win the US Open,” Juanita says.  “Harvard takes the money.  She probably didn’t even know it and certainly didn’t solicit it.”

“But, most importantly, who cares what Newt thinks?  Probably one fat old white guy sitting in front of the tv with Dortios and a beer, hollering at his third wife for a refill.  That’s who.”

“Look, Newt, we tried your Contract With America.  It stunk.  Get over yourself.”

“And, shuddup.  You’re getting on my nerves again.”