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Okay, if you ever drive through Louisiana, I need to let you know where you should not take any household pets you may own.
The Louisiana State Legislature voted yesterday to make having sex with animals illegal. It passed 25 to 10.
Who are the ten who voted against it, you ask? Well, aren’t you lucky because that’s what I do for a living.
Here are the ten:
• LA Senate President Alario
• Allain
• Claitor
• Donahue
• Fannin
• Gatti
• Long
• Mizell
• Perry
• Riser
Next, I went to this page and discovered … ta da! that they are all Repubicans.
Louisiana, where men are men and sheep are afraid.
And that’s the news.
You’ve very welcome.