News To Make You Smile
There’s another downside to being a conservative man – women think you’re an idiot.
Conservative men living in President Donald Trump’s Washington DC are complaining that liberal women in the city are unfairly judging them for their political beliefs.
Multiple conservatives who talked with Washingtonian say that they have had more trouble getting dates in the wake of Trump’s election in 2016 — and even if they aren’t Trump supporters, they are being tarred with the same brush.
Message to any conservative male: Yeah, dude, you’re a dork, you smell funny, you have no sense of humor, you like to starve children, your pants don’t fit, you hate old people and veterans, denying health care to sick people is your hobby, you have stinkin’ taste in music, you shower with your cell phone, you want to control our bodies, you think your winkies entitle you to a bigger salary than we get, you believe trade wars are fun, and we have strong suspicions that the leader of your pack is not even human.
That’s why we don’t date you, much less procreate with you. Go date Tomi Lauren and ask her to stop screeching.
Or, you could finally come out of the closet and date men. No, wait. That won’t work. Proud gay men carry around 11 foot poles so they won’t have to touch you with a 10 foot one.
It’s not only the “conservatism” and all the ugly baggage, it’s the anxiety about their masculinity and/or excessive demonstration of same that all too often affects these guys. This is a weird extension of the strange appeal that W had for white boys anxious about whether they were “man enough”. very boring and exhausting (and sometimes dangerous) to be around.
1Well, what do you know? Finally a way to cut down on GOP men, they don’t get to procreate.
They COULD attend a Trump rally and pick up Neanderthal women there.
2Am I a bad person for not feeling sorry for them?
3WOW! Great rant! And all so true!
4Watched “Ghost” last night and was nauseated when the Main Character and his buddy got on the elevator and made sickening jokes about genitals and infections as the rest of the passengers cringed. How could I ever have thought that was funny? And do guys REALLY do that???
5Rape an entire village, then bemoan the fact there are no virgins to date. That’s some stable genius logic.
6@Jane & PKM
+1
On point. Succinct. Genius.
7HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
8It works both ways. Yesterday, in a parking lot in Hawaii, I saw a woman sitting all alone in her rustic 4WD vehicle, a Trump-Pence sticker on the back, NRA sticker on the side window. I realized I was staring, looking at her as if she was a rare and exotic mammal far away from her natural red state habitat.
For a moment I felt sad, like I was watching a lost, lonely passenger pigeon in a cage, or very white rhinoceros.
9Oh, sob!!!! Poor, poor babies! Oh, life is so cruel, especially if you work hard enough to make it that way!
10Clone Ann Coulter. (I can’t believe I even joked about that.)
11There’s always Kellyanne Convict for a boytoy- for awhile at least. The office of Special Counsel sez she violated the Hatch Act twice in one election cycle.
On a brighter note, (not necessarily speaking of brains) Putin sez Russkies charged with election tampering in America might go on trial in Russia. Sounds like a solid admission of guilt. Do you suppose know it all Drumpf will accept it?
Barbra Streisand cloned her dog twice and neither looked like the Afghan Hound Coulter. Thanks for small favors.
12@epo
That’d because Barbra’s dogs did’t start out as Afghan Hound Coulters. And I’m fairly certain a Federal Law or a natural law exists somewhere that would absolutely prevent the cloning or procreation of Afhgan Ann. Certainly personality would prevent the latter even if substantial amounts of alcohol were applied.
13Brilliant rant.
14I’d send my thoughts and prayers. Seems like the only females who would date em and do em are models, escorts and porn actors for the hush money.
15@Jane & PKM
16Two thumbs up. I’m keeping that one; hope you don’t mind.
So why don’t they date each other? Aren’t most Republican politicians closeted?
Or, Hope Hicks should be available shortly…oh, wait, she only goes for men who beat up on women.
17I wish there were a better tag than “conservative”.
Unfortunately, there is no way of sugar coating how bad Conservatives used to be, even if they could still be logical and prone to compromise if a better way could be shown. But there is simply no getting around how bad women and minorities were treated by even the “best” of the conservatives. And now I long for anyone that hasn’t drunken the koolade…
18So much for the days when these twits would “insult” liberal women by claiming they were all unattractive and no one would date them.
19Wrong then.
Wrong now.
Let the whack jobs die as a 90 year old virgen
Rthug birth control: Their personalities!
20@Papa. There are several women in my spiritual study group who are personal entertainers. They charge Republican men extra. It helps when showering off their whatever.
21Unfairly?
22@Old Fart
I’m with you on “conservative”. How about “traditionalist”? Or “fascist”?
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