Juanita wants you to know that there’s good news and there’s bad news.

The bad news is that she wasted a whole morning at the Richmond Post Office waiting for the  crazy man – Kesha Rogers for Congress’s campaign manager – to show up.  She made signs, some tin foil hats, and since it’s a gorgeous day here, she even brought a lawn chair and a bottle of Sangria.  She thinks she might have scared him off yesterday when she asked him, “Uh, exactly when did you break out in the crazies?”

But, she left the signs and tin foil hats in her trunk and will keep a look out.  If she could find a pony and offer pictures taken on the pony with the crazy dude, she could retire within a week.

Now for the good news:  If Juanita says it’s Christmas, Hon, you better go buy some little twinkling lights.  Remember when she told you that she was leery of any man who had to mention his “family values” three times on one pushcard?

Oh dear.  A customer arrived just minutes ago to let Juanita know that she was right on target about Richard Raymond – he’s running for District Attorney as the Republican John Edwards.  I’ll have a link for you soon.

I just didn’t want you to think that Juanita was goofing off today.