New Visitors to the Salon
Y’all, we have been electronically syndicated. Which, sadly for you, I have discovered is not nearly as kinky sexy as you would first suspect.
Crooks and Liars, a big ole blog, asked me to join their fun. So, I guess now I am indeed my worst enemy – a blogger. But not here. Here I am still Juanita Jean Herownself, proprietress of the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
I’ve heard that about 85,000 people a day read Crooks and Liars. Boy howdy, they’re gonna watch those numbers drop like spit off a tall building now. But for today, counting all the major places I am seen and read, I am reaching 85,004 people.
You won’t notice any changes here. Well, except for Thelma’s big head. She wants to parlay this exciting news into a date to the VFW dance this weekend. She bought a new pair of hot pink leggings for it. You’d be surprised at how hard it is to find hot pink leggings in size 5X.
Crooks and Liars, Juanita Style.
Thank you, Susie Madrak.
Well done, JJ.
1Congrats, JJ. You certainly deserve this and now I will have two places to Tweet your writings. YIPEE
2Congrats….the world will be a better and more informed place.
3Keep spreading the news…..
Great news! Congratulations, and keep up the good work! Another tab in the browser to keep an eye on :o)
4Congrats!
You are doing us all a great service by letting us know what is going on in Texas.
Truth IS stranger then fiction.
5Thanks for letting us know. I am delighted! Here are my predictions: 1. Thousands of Americans will start laughing at ridiculous politicians, and become healthier 2. American English will become more robust and colorful 3. More people in other countries will love us. Thanks!
6Way to go Juanita!!!!
7Today the blogosphere, tomorrow the world! Pretty soon the signs will start going up in vacant lots all across America: Future Site of a new World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon. Coming Soon! (Franchise Opportunities Available!)
Congrats, JJ! Crooks and Liars is how I found you in the first place, when they included you on their daily (not a) Blog Round Up.
8JJ is taking common sense to the Nation??
9I Don’t know, Juanita Jean…that’s powerful stuff!
You might think about including instructions for use, and side effects warnings, before throwing it out there!
For Thelma’s sake you might want to think of how to add a bit more bling to the site (add a bit more Bow Chicka wow wow). I wonder if there is some sort of digital bedazzler?
10I love JJ and I love Crooks and Liars. The world just got better because more truth will get to more people. Whoo Hooo!
11Congrats JJ! I hope you won’t be giving out too many keys to the Salon, but with so many new visitors, you may need to consider adding “Love It” and “Too Pooped To Perm” buttons. Shiny, ones of course.
12Adding on to what grammy97 says, today’s humor or the lack of it may the recipe that leads to the ultimate extinction of Republicans.
C&L, Juanita, Jon Stewart, Harold Cook and the like give us so much to laugh about, but I don’t hear the conservatives laughing much about anything. Seriously (chuckle?) – do you hear the personalities on Fox laughing? When conservatives post their online comments, do you ever see much that makes you laugh? Resentful and spiteful seems to be their stock in trade.
So … if granny97’s suggestion that laughter makes Americans healthier, can we theorize the opposite? Will the Republicans’ and TPs’ sullen and angry attitudes cause many of them to depart from this earth earlier than otherwise?
13Juanita Jean, congratulations on receiving all the exposure you deserve. I just hope that all new visitors to TWMDBS can keep up and have a good sense of humor.
14I have only one thing to say about that.
All you guys add battlegroundtexas.com to your Juanita Jean list of places to link to. Turning Texas blue one “demographic” at a time.
15Congratulations on branching out. Will you be posting the same stuff on both sites? Hope the commenters there are as intelligent and humorous as your followers here.
16PI like the colors and graphics on this site! See if you can get them to change theirs.
17Congrats JJ/Susie! Well deserved. After reading comments on C&L, however, just had to post my own ~ right after Eykis. Hope it reads okay (2/27 @ 11:04):
Susie, aka Juanita Jean, master of satire…
18is an acquired tongue-in-cheek humorous taste. Some times it takes a few double-takes to “get” it, which some folks will “get” right off & others will take awhile. Although a Texan, JJ’s fans know that she knows geography… including where Montana is situated on the US/Canadian border south of Alberta & quite a ways west of French-speaking Quebec. So she poked a bit at folks who live in Montana to see if they’re able to laugh at themselves… like Texans do. Worked, too… well, except for The Liberal Monster, who took it liberally. Oh well… we regulars, who are all over the map, love our JJ even though she is a Texan through & through. – See more at: http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/montana-bill-gives-vote-poor#sthash.I7dcEwzj.dpuf
soon you’ll be doing lunch with Stephen Colbert! I hope!!
19Woooooooooo hooooooooooooooo!
20Just goes to prove if you keep doing things right, eventually you’ll get noticed. (The RePugs, on the other hand only get noticed by continually doing things wrong).
You’re a great fit for that blog, since you seen a lot of crooks and liars around your parts. i
21I check Crooks and Liars daily. It is a first class blog site with a definite left wing attitude. Juanita, you will fit in like hot dog in a bun hon. Now the larger blogosphere will get to read just how much fun your beauty salon really is. Congratulations.
22I read both Crooks & you daily…
23Yes, ma’am! They know a good thing when they read it. Congratulations!
24Be still my beating heart! Congrats, congrats, congrats!! This is wonderful…
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