Y’all, we have been electronically syndicated. Which, sadly for you, I have discovered is not nearly as kinky sexy as you would first suspect.

Crooks and Liars, a big ole blog, asked me to join their fun. So, I guess now I am indeed my worst enemy – a blogger. But not here.  Here I am still Juanita Jean Herownself, proprietress of the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.

I’ve heard that about 85,000 people a day read Crooks and Liars. Boy howdy, they’re gonna watch those numbers drop like spit off a tall building now.  But for today, counting all the major places I am seen and read, I am reaching 85,004 people.

You won’t notice any changes here.  Well, except for Thelma’s big head.  She wants to parlay this exciting news into a date to the VFW dance this weekend.  She bought a new pair of hot pink leggings for it.  You’d be surprised at how hard it is to find hot pink leggings in size 5X.

Crooks and Liars, Juanita Style.

Thank you, Susie Madrak.