New Levels of Loserdom
Think real hard. If you were Mark Sanford, would you want to hack off even more people?
Okay, Sanford took out that full page ad explaining why he violated a court order. In that ad, he published his cell phone number for people to call him to ask him questions.
Not surprisingly, people called him.
So, Sanford, who is unraveling like fresh cut satin, decides to publish all the phone numbers of the people who called him. He was attempting to shame them.
Now here’s where it gets tricky. Mark Sanford has no shame so trying to give some away isn’t working too well. It appears that his brains are leaking out. And a passel of shame has unloaded on him faster than six legged jackrabbit.
I’m gonna be kinda sad when this guy goes away. On the other hand, I thought he’d go away after he got caught the first time, so we may be in for more Sanford hanky panky.
I’ve got a terminal case of schadenfreude watching his campaign implode. It gives me the giggles to think how the SC Rethugs are just tearing their hair out that this fool won the primary and is now their standard bearer.
Tee and then a Hee.
1Well the other day he was debating a cardboard cutout of Nancy Pelosi. The focus group awarded her the win.
2An intervention is needed. Sanford’s party already left him, money-wise. He should have begged harder and offered Jenny a cool mil to run his campaign. Whoever he’s got running it now isn’t doing it right and probably secretly hates him.
3What I did notice in that tiny sliver of those redacted phone numbers I saw was that there weren’t any from S.C. Not sure what that means. Maybe they know all they need to know.
4So now even calling Sanford is considered shameful? By Sanford?
I wonder what he thinks of people who shake his hand? Cooties?
5Here’s Sanford’s new loony campaign stunt of the day:
http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20130425/PC16/130429526
A couple days ago I predicted that Sanford would dump his 41-year old Argentinean girlfriend for somebody younger. I take that back. Once the election is over, he’ll be a complete nobody and she’s going to dump him. That’ll make him a four-time loser. Wife. Governorship. Latest election. Girlfriend.
6Just when Sanford thought things couldn’t get any worse… they did.
7Ron Paul (kiss of death) endorsed him.
That fella’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
8@ Gidget- I want to know where that saying came from and what it has to do with anything, sacks, mice- wet or dry- and the quality of “sharp”. I kinda collect these countryisms so it’s always nice to know something about them in the event you wish to use one is it appropriate in that situation.I’ll give you this it sounds real good.This guy is the reason the word twit and several others were coined.
9JJ, do the folks who called him have a basis for a class action lawsuit for him releasing private telephone numbers in public like that? They surely didn’t sign any waiver granting him the right to do it.
10Ooo…good idea…add another wet mouse to his sadass sack!
11Hey, the GOP has run away from him there; they are NOT endorsing him….
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