New American Jobs
I do not know how many jobs Donald Trump has created but there’s at least one. And it’s the damn busiest job in America.
The Washington Post is counting Trump’s lies.
Oh, this is going to a whole lot of work. Click here to follow along.
The official footwear of the Washington Post’s Count The Trump Lies Team.
Juanita Jean, they are going to need chest waders if they are to do their job well. Or perhaps even a hazmat suit. Some of those lies are pretty toxic.
1Those boots may serve well now, but as time goes on, they’re going to need waders. I thinks that’s what the boot that fishermen wear is called. It goes up to the chest.
2And they may conceivably switch to scuba gear once the FBI investigation comes to a conclusion.
God help them if they include Jellyann and Spicey.
WaPo could offer employment to every journalism student at every college in the country and not keep up with Donnie and his team of surrogate liars. They will also need a tracking dog to keep up with Devin “Lassie” Nunes.
At the next committee hearing, Devin should be placed under oath. Rep. Schiff can ask him about Alpha Omega Winery.
3goes along with the 663 promises
4see
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-made-a-lot-of-promises-about-what-he-will-do-as-president-weve-documented-663-of-them-3d28f0131e7f#.6j13vqw3v
They will need Hazmat gear and antibiotics.
5Those boots haven’t seen action yet. The treads aren’t full of (mama censored)!
6They need to root out 3 more promises, for a perfect 666.
7Fortunately, back when our government actually functioned, OSHA prepared some guidance that the WP should follow:
https://www.osha.gov/Publications/OSHA_FS_3587.pdf
Guidelines for safely Entering and Cleaning Vessel Sewage Tanks
Hth
8@Jane & PKM
Cmon guys, Lassie was a heard-working dog. To draw the parallel with a fob like Nunes, you need a mutt that’s never done a minute of work in his life. And truly Nunes is a lap dog for the sitting president and his snacilbupeR co-conspirators.
9Micr, don’t pull the Dan Quayle defense, good friend. Lassie the dog was fictional, as was Murphy Brown. 😀
Micr, I will stand in defense with you for all the wonderful canines and life forms past, present and future. But for the life of me, other than fictional, can’t think of any comparison to any actual plant, rodent or mineral with which Devious Devin could be favorably measured.
Bad California! As if arsonist Issa wasn’t enough indignity to the senses, CA sent Devin. An ocean and good beaches isn’t enough for you that you need to compete in the jackwagon competition, too?
10I highly recommend one of those old fashioned diving suits from years gone by!
11The saddest thing is that none of Trump’s supporters care about his constant lying and broken promises. They’re going to support him no matter what he does/says or how much he lies. Several polls’ results that were released last week confirm their strong dedication/loyalty to Trump.
12The thing that really activates the repugs is the racism. Trump was elected by racism, for racism and in pursuit of RACISM!
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