Heir Apparent George P Bush, the son of a Bush –  Jeb, has put considerable thought into where to spread the Bush Dynasty.

He picked Texas.

He ain’t even from here.  But he has met “hundreds” of Texans.

In the video, Bush describes spending recent months traveling the state and having hundreds of conversations with Texans — but says he kept returning to the advice of his grandmother, former first lady Barbara Bush, whom he calls “Ganny.” Bush says she taught him the importance of public service.

And what’s he running for?  Why, Land Commissioner, of course.  The land commissioner administers state-owned lands and mineral resources.  And —

… the General Land Office plays an important part in veterans’ affairs while also overseeing investment in the Permanent School Fund, which administers funding to public school districts around Texas.

And that means he can give Permanent University Funds and Veterans’ Land Board accounts to his friends. He can help secure oil leases on Texas’ public lands for friends who want to look for oil.

Yep.  That’s certainly a job you’d want a Bush in.

And he’s running behind Gammy’s skirts because she’s the only Bush  with a higher approval rating than toad frog soup.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.