My Gift To You
The San Angelo police department made an arrest on Monday that has generated some interest.
Please get some popcorn and sit back and read the comments on their Facebook page.
Enjoy.
April 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
The San Angelo police department made an arrest on Monday that has generated some interest.
Please get some popcorn and sit back and read the comments on their Facebook page.
Enjoy.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
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A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Those comments are totally wonderful!
1Almost tempted to rejoin FB…but are the comments as good as the family trash is bad?
2Sure this guy’s name isn’t Jesús? (accent mark may be redundant; Spanish class was 45 years ago)
3I know you only linked to it but after all the facts of facebooks bad behavior, efforts to scrape any and all data from any contact it might have from any source I really do try to stay away from it. A bit like not going to anti vax communities or wher there is an ebola outbreak.
4Alas I do understand that, like fossil fuels or koch brothers companies, that with the infrastructure/ commercial environment we have this avoidance is nigh on impossible. But I do try.
I would humbly request any facebook sites that are linked come with a warning. I appreciate that a request from one is hardly justification for a change. But consider this to be a data point that could be included with others if you get, or have gotten, any similiar requests.
Symbols are fine. Such as a skull and crossbones, nuclear waste, poison or any other symbol of toxic waste.
Mahalo
As an early abandoner of Fb, I can’t read the comments. Would one of you cut and paste the comments here. I can’t be the only one.
5Rhea, I swear, make him a little older, more roughed up by life, and this is exactly how I imagine my cousin, Jesus Hachecristo. Also, he usually shaves, or not.
6Totally worth reading the comments. Some outstanding entertainment!!!
7Sorry, Ted in Austin, there are just too many. I will say, however, that he is one gorgeous young guy, and that is the basis of most of the comments.
8@Ted in Austin: The perp is one gorgeous dude. I mean that mug shot looked like it was done in a professional photographer’s studio. A guy named Jesus (!) commented that he would be out by Easter and that set everybody off to the races. Hilarity ensued.
9I never joined Facebook; it was clear to me from the start that it was a scam operation to do what NSA wanted to do with PRISM. And for those who want to know the outstanding principles that Zuckerberg started with, there’s the email from those days:
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
10[Redacted Friend’s Name]: What? How’d you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don’t know why.
Zuck: They “trust me”
Zuck: Dumb fucks
Someone asked never mind about the narcotics possession, what was his hair conditioning routine and the police department themselves, obviously getting into the spirit of the whole thing, replied:
“San Angelo Police Department: One can only assume that it’s plant-based/herbal.”
The comments are hysterical. And yes, his hair is conditioning perfection.
11In other criminal news, Loseranna church arsonist was turned in by his dad, a white deputy sheriff. The arsonist is white and the churches were predominantly black.
12Ok folks. I’m not a FB person either. By accident I clicked on the photo, to get a better view of the guy and it opened another page with the comments.
13Just thought you’d want to know…
There have been some amusing things online before, but this one takes the cake! (And no, I didn’t have to go onto facebook to read it.) Thank you, JJ, for posting!
14A question from the paranoid.
15When one clicks on a feature of a Facebook splash page doesn’t Facebook capture IP address and whatever else may be available?
Then with a composite can they ( and sometimes do) track one across the web?
This is my “rough” understanding of how facebook operates. If I am in serious error please……
Not that I have any illusions of being worth the effort but with random algorithms, and near unlimited storage, I feel a bit like Yossarian. Just because the opposition is shooting at everybody does NOT mean they are not shooting at me.
Just because they want everybody’s data points doesn’t mean they don’t want mine. So is my avoidance of conspicuous data scraping sites.
We all have our quirks avoidance of facebook is one of mine.