My Future Ex-Congressman
My congressman, Pete Olson, isn’t running for re-election because he’s a damn coward.
So now that he’s a lame duck, he doesn’t give a fluffy flaming fancy buckeroo about doing things properly. You know, like spending taxpayer dollars in an appropriate manner.
He sent out an email today. None of his emails are what you would call enlightened or meaningful, cheerful, or even typed well.
The one today is a poll. On impeachment. And it’ a push poll. Wanna see it? Remember, this is his official government email system, not his campaign email. So, you know what to do. By taking the poll, you’ll get on his email list. When the first one comes, unsubscribe and where it lets you say why you’re unsubscribing, here’s the correct spelling of dumb sumbitch.
Thank you for making me feel better.
Thank you, JJ for the correct spelling of dumb sumbitch. It will become increasingly handy for use as the impeachment inquiry moves on. Could have used it when Jim Jordan totally twisted the words of both Volker and Sondland in their sworn depositions. The dumb sumbitch doesn’t think we have access to what they actually said.
1Well, I tried to take the poll, but it wouldn’t let me. I guess I’ll have to pass on messin’ with your congressvarmint’s head.
2Either his IT aide is as dumb as he is, or he’s already jerked the poll because he was hearing stuff he didn’t want to hear. Or both.
3Probably only opens for IP addresses in his catchment area.
4I wish more of these GOP family men would decide to spend more time at home with their families!
5I also got “Form not available”
6Maybe one has to live in Texa$$ to participate?
I think he musta didn’t like the responses…. Would have been fun to fill out!
7Alas, my attempt failed too. Darn it.
8Not our dumb sumbitch, so we were unable to respond to his poll. NV has TWO Democratic Senators and 3 Democratic House Representatives. Here in northern NV, we have our own dumb sumbitch, Mark Amodei (R-NV02). We promise to do our utmost to correct the situation.
Hellooooooooooo Kentucky, please do your part and rid the Senate of Moscow Mitch. South Carolina, you too. Lindsey Graham needs to go or you can secede. Hell, all of us with Republicons in either the House or Senate have work to do.
Texas continued good luck in ridding yourselves of your varmints!
9The form may not work, but if you want to subscribe to his newsletter, that will work. Another part of his site that seems to be working is the Tools link. Clicking on it brings up a big picture of Pete and nothing else of substance.
10Your readers crashed the freaking poll. I’m so proud.
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