My Boyfriend’s Back and There’s Gonna Be Trouble
Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back
You see him comin’ better cut out on the double
Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back
You been spreading lies that you know were untrue
Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back
So look out now cause he’s comin’ after you
Best State of the Union since Bill Clinton’s 1994 speech. It can be summed up in one sentence, “You want a piece of me?”
I’m a Democrat. I want a nation built to last.
And, the diversity on that podium was unprecedented – men of three different colors.
(Sorry, I couldn’t help myself on that last one. Boehner farts Cheetos dust.)
And, brought to you by the letters W, T, and F: Only Republicans could conceive of having Mitch Daniels, Bush’s budget director, give the Republican rebuttal where he castigated President Obama for deficit spending. But then again their constituency is either stupid, rich, uninformed or nuts.
Thanks to President Barack Obama for knocking it out of the ballpark.