Moving the Bar on Weirdness
So during the presidential campaign, Michael Cohen paid a guy named John Gauger to rig online polls in Donald Trump’s favor.
Gauger
John Gauger is the chief information officer at Liberty University. You know, that Christian University founded by Jerry Faldwell and now run by his son. With that in mind, the story becomes fun.
When Gauger goes to Cohen’s Trump Organization office to collect the promised $50,000 payment, weird things happen …
In his Trump Organization office, Mr. Cohen surprised the man, John Gauger, by giving him a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter, Mr. Gauger said.
A blue Walmart bag? Not even a Big Mac box?
So, Gauger billed the Trump Organization for the rest of the $50,000. To this day, he has never been paid, but that’s not weird at all.
Gauger also did some favors for Cohen, and that was indeed weird.
In addition, Gauger allegedly set up a Twitter account for Michael Cohen that was named, WomenForCohen. The account, which is still active, describes itself as, “Women who love and support Michael Cohen. Strong, pit bull, sex symbol, no nonsense, business oriented, and ready to make a difference!”
Oh dear. But, hey, you have to admire Cohen’s restraint in not claiming a large bulge in his britches.
The Twitter account mainly retweets Cohen and says he’s brilliant. It is important to note that no women were involved in the making of this Twitter account.
Goodness sake. These men were running the damn country.
Heard this on the TV this AM. Almost choked laughing on my oatmeal!
1No surprises here. Women didn’t like him to begin. This putz, Gauger, from funda-gelical university has no street-cred with humanity, only white trash.
2What a winner! He not only is full of BS, he has a degree in it from Liberty U.
3Maybe another potential member for the Mueller choir?
4Pitbull? Couldn’t he establish his snacilbupeR bona fides without straying into Santorum’s lane?
5@MaryR #3
Well at least he prayed once a day.
6I predict three years in the federal lockup will turn the pit bull into a whiny little bitch in three…two…one…
7A respectable university would fire an employee who engaged in blatant fraud. Lucky for Gauger he works for Liberty.
8Why am I not surprised that Faldwell’s kkkristian university was involved in this story?
9I have one question after seeing Mr Gauger’s image and learning of his Liberty U entanglements, Does Mueller waterboard? If so, I’m volunteering to help waterboard Gauger.
10Falwell senior would have told Gauger: when you accept money to deceive others, you have become a tool in the hands of Satan.
Fallwell junior would have told Gauger: welcome to the club!
11Cheatolini even rips off the people that know he’s breaking the Law, because they’re doing it for him.
Code of silence? Code of dumb@$$…
12Cohen as a sex symbol is less persuasive than Pat Boone’s heavy metal cover album.
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