Move Along. Pay No Attention to Pete Session’s Divorce. He’s All Into Privacy Now.

July 16, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Texas Republican Congressjerk Pistol Pete Session’s wife finally had enough of his strip club goin’, love letter to Alan Stanford writin’, hair dying, Sanctity of Marriage lovin’ ways.

She’s divorcing his butt.

I ask for respect for my privacy and for that of my family, and I do not intend to comment any further,” Sessions said in a statement issued by his office.

For you folks from foreign states, we call him Pistol Pete because he eats bullets for breakfast and shoots all his mouth all day.

Sooooo, I suspect it’s true that that’s crepe paper stains on his hair instead of red dye.

And we can now redefine marriage as between one man and a strip club, a convicted financier, and 46 lobbyists.

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  1. Lorene Roseberry says:
    March 21, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    I worked for Juanita Sessions Many Years ago when AT&T was still Southwestern Bell. She was A Great Supervisor.
    I did not “KNOW” Pete Sessions…{But I had a feeling he was snobby}. We had a Trail Ride/Hay Ride, Fishing and Food in Athens – She wanted to go he would have no part of it – even though back then he could have picked up some voters from here in Henderson County where he was Representing during that time. Juanita was/IS a WonderfuL Lady.

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