Move Along. Pay No Attention to Pete Session’s Divorce. He’s All Into Privacy Now.
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Texas Republican Congressjerk Pistol Pete Session’s wife finally had enough of his strip club goin’, love letter to Alan Stanford writin’, hair dying, Sanctity of Marriage lovin’ ways.
I ask for respect for my privacy and for that of my family, and I do not intend to comment any further,” Sessions said in a statement issued by his office.
For you folks from foreign states, we call him Pistol Pete because he eats bullets for breakfast and shoots all his mouth all day.
Sooooo, I suspect it’s true that that’s crepe paper stains on his hair instead of red dye.
And we can now redefine marriage as between one man and a strip club, a convicted financier, and 46 lobbyists.