Monkey See, Monkey Do
Guess who else is taking private jets?
NEW YORK (Reuters) – U.S. Energy Secretary Rick Perry took a chartered jet to Ohio last week, according to an airport management company, the day before fellow Cabinet member Tom Price resigned over his use of private charter flights for government business.
The day before Price resigned? Price resigned on Friday, September 29th. Headlines the day before, you ask? Tom Price needs to resign for taking private jets.
Monkeys – they are a barrel of monkeys. Screw the swamp. We need to set fire to the barrel.
This particular maladministration barrel of STD ridden rabid monkeys needs to be loaded onto appropriate military aircraft and dropped as barrel bombs. With all due apologies to the world and UN for not following UN guidelines.
So, maybe it would be better to individually load the toxic morons into 55 gallon hazmat drums, then suck the air out of the drums before further processing the drums through appropriate detox procedures.
1While Paul Ryan oversees what he presumptuously calls his Jedi Council, Donald Trump heads up a real, full-to-the-top Barrel of Monkeys.
2Just sitting here and again shaking my head…it’s beginning to hurt.
3Please don’t malign monkeys. They are intelligent. Unlike Cabinet members.
4If I were not so old and rickety, I would make every effort to meet Rick at the Austin Airport, or somewhere, with a sign that proclaims “Fire The Sonofabitch!”
5Jane & PKM – I think you’re on the right track. But remember, on our planet, nothing we “throw away” ever really GOES away. So, once we have them loaded in those drums, I say we launch them into space & aim them toward the Sun where they can be stripped down to their constituent subatomic particles & do no further harm (provided we wear our sunscreen as appropriate).
Indeed, by providing incentives to support STEM programs & the aerospace industry, & returning to Earth in the form of clean solar energy, they’d finally be doing some good in this world.
Reduce! Reuse! Recycle! The more I think about it, the more I like this idea.
;-D
6Of course, Perry thinks that what happened to Price does not apply to him. Hell, he’s spe-shul!
7Jan, no one would consider maligning real monkeys. We’re all talking about a special breed of snacilbupeR monkeys that failed to become evolved or involved in the evolutionary process, unlike their better unrelated species of monkeys.
These snacilbupeR: http://sakurajadehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Evolution_monkey_to_man_to_pig.gif
8Hell, damn, spit! Take the whole damn barrel of STD ridden vermin and dump in an active volcano. No mess, no residuals no problem of disease escaping. Just don’t forget traitor trump.
9Pretzelogic! Love the sun idea! But, let’s aim for the far side, ‘kay? We shouldn’t have to deal with ginormous solar flares when they go into the sun and it burps. (Farts?)
10I’ve got two words for these cretins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4tWZNxnABk
11All this talk defending monkeys, make me remember that they are also feces-flingers. I know we all have seen the flinger in chief doing some impressive flinging just recently in Puerto Rico.
And BTW, we can add Elaine Chau (Mrs. McConnell) to the list of flying at our expense.
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