Momma, Do NOT Click This Link.
Momma, I know you can still outrun me with a bar of soap in your hand because you’ve had plenty of practice. So, I am not going to put any information about this great story on my website except to say it has something to do with Twitter, Sandra Fluke, George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina, lawyers, Google, and is one of the funniest things I’ve read in along time.
Momma, do not click this link. There are dirty words there. And a damn hoot.
Thanks to Richard for the heads-up.
Hey George! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
1That is hilarious! But, even funnier are the comments. Please JJ’s peeps: Google George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina and keep doing it.
2Gramiam—The only thing George will be kissing with that mouth is his golf clubs. I don’t think George is going to get much play with an actual woman anymore.
3Golfers aren’t bright but most are nice guys.
4Incredible. And I bet he votes republican.
This ought to brighten up your day too.
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_politics/2012/05/study-congressional-speech-is-dumber-or-maybe-more-plain-spoken-than-it-was-7-years-ago.html
I vote for dumber.
5Limbaugh moonlights as a golf caddy in SC?
6Sam in Pearland, wish I’d thought of that. I was just sitting at my computer, trying not to giggle (snicker?) too loudly. Grateful that Richard sent this to Juanita Jean. Did my part to add to the Google ante re: George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina.
7Sandra Fluke – always classy and obviously the sharpest tool in the the shed.
George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina – unwitting comic relief for the virtual world. I love that he thinks someone “can take him off Google.” ROTFLOL (I cleaned that up for Momma. Hi, Momma.)
8First of all, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina brings shame to caddies everywhere. Caddying was the best job I ever had, bar none.
Second of all, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, used the one word I would never, ever use. As a former caddy and sometime golfer, I learned that chasing that little white pellet all over God’s creation causes unchaste language such as would give sailors on the fo’c’sle of a tramp steamer the vapors. However, I find the “c-word” extremely horrendous and in all my born days have never ONCE called ANYONE that.
Third, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina has forgotten the first rule of holes: if you’re in one, quit digging. Especially if you ARE one.
Fourth, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina has never learned Chipster’s Corrollary to the Twain Principle: Never get in an argument with someone who buys pixels by the terabyte. Especially in Jane Hamsherville.
Fifth, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, has reached out wrenched the Juanita Jean Herownself Trophy For Worst State GOP Douchebaggery BACK to South Carolina from Arizona, a victory for Gamycocks everywhere.
Your move, SumpDevils.
9If George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina set out to get some attention, he has succeeded beyond his wildest chemical dream. Otherwise, epic fail.
10“We are NOT The Boss Of George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina,” Oh, LOL. This guy has control issues, not to mention that he is verbally abusive in the extreme. Aren’t there internet stalking laws in most states?
I’d love to be there when taking pictures when his karma smacks him upside the face.
11“George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina” will now officially replace that good ‘ol Tx Prez candidates meme, “Here, Bubba. Hold my beer and watch this!!”
12Hey y’all, does anybody know the name of that dude in South Carolina who was so rude to Sandra Fluke? And was he from Charleston?
Juanita
13I just googled George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina and got 127,000 hits. And they will all be on the internet until the day he dies…and then some.
14That would be George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina
15Ralph, your post intrigues me and I googled again. It’s up to 1, 590,000 hits! and Daily Kos has picked up the story
16http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/21/1093549/-A-Man-Seeking-Anonymity-Let-s-Make-Him-Famous
Also The Raw Story
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/21/george-tierney-of-greenville-south-carolina-kerfuffle-for-teh-google-sandra-fluke-and-glory/
And Democractic Undergroung
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002709878
Haven’t checked TPM
Austinhatlady,
It was my error, I left off South Carolina in the search terms.
At least when I make an error, I do it under a pseudonym unlike George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina.
17ROFLMFAO, I just started following Georgie, demanded he SUE ME~
18That is a damn hoot! Stupid is as stupid does, and George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina is damn stupid.
19So I guess George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina will be just as infamous as Rick “Frothy” Santorum.
20I will never feel stupid–ever again, thanks to George!! What a dipstick!
218:01pm google About 3,310,000 results (0.22 seconds)
LOL
Oh George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina – every time someone searches for you in Google an angel gets their wings!
22Seems that George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina really wants his 15 minutes of fame.
I think we should all help poor George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina achieve his dream.
23Seems George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina serves as a deacon at St. Mary’s Catholic Church.
24http://www.catholic-doc.org/Parishes/StMary_Greenville.php?m=h
My, my, my.
I bet that’s his dad,George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. How proud must be George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina, that George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina sprang from his loins.
25I googled George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina and then clicked on every link that The Google listed for George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, including his Twit page…I mean Twitter…no I had it right the first time. George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina apparently uses the same language that George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina used to Ms. Fluke to all females, except one. George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina has several very concerned and even affectionate tweets about a female friend or relative who has cancer. What I find really sad is that George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina would probably use his golf clubs to beat to death anyone who directed the type of language George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina uses to women to this woman who he obviously cares about.
26They said I had to clear my cookie to look at it. I am offended. I never had a dirty cookie in my life, thank you very much. If the cookie needs cleanin’, y’all kin just clean it up so I kin go look at that link.
27George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina is a Jr. He’s yelling now on twitter that he’s George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville South Carolina so leave his father out of this.
28He hasn’t got even the tiniest clue. Can we hope he’ll have to live with this – George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina – his whole life?
What a dork.
Oh, dear Lord. I haven’t stopped laughing. This po’ benighted soul is totally clueless. He still has his twitter feed up.
29I found his Twitter feed. If I may say, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina has a somewhat limited vocabulary.
30SomedayGirl
He seems to prefer words with 4 letters.
31daChipster, y’all wanna marry me?
32I wonder if George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina has been expecting a round of applause and recognition for his unmitigated wimin rites support.
33It should show on google that George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina is a world class gentleman, a scholar and …
Sorry, can’t say anything of the sort with a straight face about “George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina”
Rotflol
This confirms my belief that life is sometimes like a septic tank: the really big chunks float to the surface and so become visible. George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina is quite the biggest such chunk I have seen in quite a while, and I am delighted that so many loci of the blogosphere are sticking their banderillas in him.
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