They used to call it The Republican War on Women.  It shall now be referred to as The Republican Goofy on Women.

Mitt Romney’s senior campaign adviser, Eric Fehrnstrom, on Sunday said that social issues important to women, like contraception coverage and abortion rights, were “shiny objects” that were being used to distract voters.

Oh, you know, that is so true.  We women are so willing to trade our constitutional rights for one of those $100 pure genuine faux cubic zirconia 10K semi-gold plated rings in a special velvety presentation box.  Oh.  Oh.  Oh. I want one of those, Darlin’.

Ain’t it funny how a Democratic woman’s right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is just a shiny object to Republican men?

Come on over here, little Romney adviser, and you can learn about another shiny thing, when you kiss my big blue shiny butt.

Thanks to Deb, Craig, and several others for making my Monday morning a tad shinier.