Mitch, Mitch, Bo Bitch, Banana Fanna, Fo Fitch …
Well, we learned how to upset him. With any luck at all, we’ll give him an existential crisis where he’ll have to run to the senate floor and deny that he’s the love child of Nikita Khrushchev and Leon Trotsky.
Allow me to introduce Moscow Mitch.
Deb T has some other suggestions: How about Comrade Cornyn or Red Rand?
Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.