Okay, I wrote five stories today about crazy crap happening in our country, but the best one didn’t happen until tonight.

Pat Robertson announced today that God does not waste miracles on educated people.

A caller to Robertson’s teevee show asked how come miracles only happen in Africa, not here in the god-fearing and deserving US of A?

“People overseas didn’t go to Ivy League schools,” the TV preacher laughed. “We’re so sophisticated, we think we’ve got everything figured out. We know about evolution, we know about Darwin, we know about all these things that says God isn’t real.”

We have been inundated with skepticism and secularism,” he conintued. “And overseas, they’re simple, humble. You tell ‘em God loves ‘em and they say, ‘Okay, he loves me.’ You say God will do miracles and they say, ‘Okay, we believe him.’”

And that’s what God’s looking for. That’s why they have miracles

And that, my friends, explains the Republican education plan.

Thanks to MaryLou for the heads up
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