Michelle Obama: Arrowsmith Was Right
In case y’all haven’t heard, Michelle Obama is a dude. A football playing dude.
Yep. That’s a fact.
Here’s the sad part. The rightwing’s latest conspiracy was lifted from a satire website who made the claims three years ago. Republicans have just now discovered it.
Okay, look, I know that I lament the difficulty of telling what’s satire now days. But … really?
“Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.
After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school. Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”. Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of “Michelle’s” true identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.”
The satire site even offers completely believable photographic evidence.
Michelle is #44. And the www.yearbookyourself on the left hand corner was not a dead giveaway for them. Okay, it probably was but why waste a good, completely false story.
Braindead Repukes think every word and picture is true … the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!
Well, whomever it was that did her reassignment surgery did one helluva good job on her!! LOL
1And some people will believe it.
2Marge Wood, you are so right! And cuz of that I damn near barfed when I read it!
3A parody that parodies itsownself? And so well that folks predisposed to believing anything bad about this president believe the most unbelievable thing they see. Wow. I just a sold a bridge in …. Well it just makes me wish I had another!
4*Sigh*
5They’re here! They’re here! Designer babies are here. How else does one explain the two adorable “adopted” children who bear such a striking resemblance to the First Lady and President? Derp.
Serious time. Bring out the DNA swabs. No. I do not mean to swab the First Family. I mean swab the buffoons who swallowed the satire and ran with it as “fact.” It’s time they prove they’re human to answer the question of buffoons, animal or human.
6Disgusting. Dirty diapers for brains, that bunch.
7So hard to believe that some people would believe this story. Can’t fix stupid for sure!
8Is this the first sex change operation where the patient was able to conceive chlldren? You’d think more people would have made noise about this.
9OK…
I’m older than “Michael Levaughn” and NEVER, EVER played without a face mask. Anyone who knows anything about football would know that picture was from, “at best” the time of “his” birth.
In any case, *SIGH*
10Is this some sort of revenge for all our stories about Dick Cheyney being a alien in a rubber mask who had to go to Walter Reed occasionally to have his mechanical heart tuned up? But those were TRUE!
11I feel sorry for the author of the article that is linked to above…
What is that poor soul running from that he has to bury himself in such delusion?
12This opens up a whole new avenue to delude the rwnj’s.
13Planting negative stories with outdated pictures about every aspect of President Obama’s life and presidency….wait, that’s what they already do to drum up the faithful maroons to a fever pitch.
Sorry, we can’t beat them at that game, and THE TRUTH doesn’t seem to work either. We just have to hope that the
Americans who can actually think will make it through the muck and vote for Democrats.
Give Donald Trump time to drink his second or third cup of coffee today… and he’ll be sending investigators to Chicago to see her birth certificate.
14Yeah Old Fart, those helmets are old. They were old when I played, and I’m so old dirt calls me gramps. The Republic is doomed if the right wing isn’t utterly marginalized.
15I will make no comment about the fact the college mascot for the team mentioned is the “Beavers”.
16Google Michael LaVaughn Robinson and it takes you to this above article. Lost Lettermen report on two Robinsons played for Oregon State and neither was named Michael and neither played in 82.
17Ifthis were true it would only substantiate what I’ve believed all along Michelle Obama is tougher than any two RWNJs. Make that four if you include the cruzer, Rand Paul and Rubio.
18Holy sh*t? Wholly sh*t!
19Upon closer examination of the photo shopped picture, it appears that the buffoons not only stepped off the dock into the cesspool, they missed their very own conspiracy boat cruising by the dock.
Among the many vaunted conspiracies was the birther demand for college transcripts for President Obama. Look again at the picture again. #44 is not the First Lady. She’s #18, as evidenced by the smile. Note the eyes; #44 is President Obama.
Yes, indeed, the First Couple met at Oregon State in a photo shopped picture from a time before they were born.
Donald, round up the birthers, you’re going to Oregon to locate a time machine.
20Is the headline referring to Aerosmith’s song, “Dude Looks Like a Lady”? Those football players all look too scrawny to play football. They don’t even look like dudes.
21Obama is the one with the time machine. He used it to go back to the time of his birth to plant contemporaneous birth announcements in the local papers to make it look like he was born in Hawai’i, when we all know he was born in Kenya, which did not exist at the time. Makes about as much sense as the rest of birther BS. I did’nt say it, Mama, I just used the initials.
22maryelle, by your standards, the “lady” on the left has some work to do on that mustache, #17 is not the most attractive of women by my standards.
Given the helmets, lack of face shields, the football and the relative size of the players, this ‘picture’ is barely post former President Gerald Ford’s football days, who was rumored not to have worn a helmet. For certain it was pre-steroid times, when football was still a sport.
23Henry, please be patient, sir. Donald and the birthers are having logistics problems, as they must relocate from Winnipeg, Canada where they were searching for Daffy Cruz’s birth certificate, before heading to Oregon to locate the time machine. Orly Taitz and her team will be authenticating any finds.
But while you’re waiting, Micr has some real estate bargains worth perusing. He’s offering a substantial discount on Palin’s bridge to nowhere, plus 10% discounts on melted icebergs.
24I am laughing my behind off after seeing #44, who is supposed to be FL Michelle Obama when she was a man. Whoever photo-shopped the pic forgot to give #44 the correct skin tone. The #44 dude is at least two shades lighter than Mrs. Obama. I can also tell that the pic was done by someone who isn’t black because we blacks know the different shades of black skin. Someone is pulling others’ legs–both of them at the same time! ROTFLMBO!!!!!
25Truly a waste.
26When football was played w/o face shields,freshmen were not eligible for varsity playing.
The 1972 NCAA decision to make freshmen eligible was — like most everything else — largely about money. Freshmen in every other sport except basketball had been playing varsity for four years. Meanwhile, colleges were straining under the costs of running separate freshman football teams and giving scholarships to players who couldn’t play on Saturdays.
27Geez,
Who would’ve thunk it?
Blue staters know their football better than Red staters.
*Woof*
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