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“Oh Michelle, Girl, get a dipstick because you’re about a quart low on estrogen,” Juanita pleads.

Rep. Michele Bachmann invoked the Holocaust Saturday morning as she described the tax burden that America’s next generation will face unless action is taken to reduce federal spending and the national debt.

“Oh yeah,” Juanita holds out both hands to measure weight, “killing 7 million Jews on one hand, fairly taxing the rich on the other. Yes! Now I see how they are just alike.” Sarcasm is just one of the free friendly services offered at the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.

Later on, Michelle gets on a roll and says —

Comparing the fiscal situation to the film “Thelma and Louise,” Bachmann said the United States was “going over the cliff right now.”

“Yesterday must have been a National Sillyass Metaphor of The Day celebration in Michelle’s head,” Juanita suspects.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.