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“Don’t you think it’s kinda weird that the very minute I mention the The Methodist Morality and Decency Society, the Tea Party goes after them?” Juanita asks with a twinkle in her eyes.

This was blogged by Tea Party Nation founder Judson Phillips:

When I was in Washington this past Friday, I walked by the United Methodist Building, next to the Russell Office Building.  The sign in front of the United Methodist Building said, “Pass the DREAM Act.”

I have a DREAM.  That is, no more United Methodist Church.

I grew up in the Methodist church.  I left as a teenager because the Methodist Church is little more than the first Church of Karl Marx.   After all, what can you say about a church that considers Hillary Clinton to be a member in good standing?

Today, the Methodist Church is little more than the “religious” arm of socialism.

“Oh Honey,” she grins, “the flames of hell are licking his butt right here, right now, right before Christmas.  I am almost totally certain that he thinks Santa Claus is a Marxist, too.  I mean, that red suit?  Giving gifts to everybody?  Gotta be a Commie.”

Juanita has decided that we need to be nicer to the Teabaggers.  After all, it’s become very apparent that they suffer from a mental health disorder.

“Personally,” she confides in a whisper, “I think he left the Methodist Church because they pass the plate.  Teabaggers ain’t giving money, no siree.  They are so tight that when they smile, their toes curl.  And that’s the truth.”