“Media Preparation”
In a “Beauty” exclusive to The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., we bring you a peek into the fascinating world of Republican appearances.
Let’s start with this: Looking the campaign finance report for the Republican National Committee, there’s this.
ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA 402 S WASHINGTON AVE ROYAL OAK, Michigan 48067 06/21/2019 MEDIA PREPARATION 375.00
Hummmm …. Look, I know that Media Preparation from a Spa might sound odd to you. That is, until you realize that in the World of Republican Euphemisms, Media Preparation means Hair and Make Up.
And why, you ask, Michigan? And why, you ask, About Face Beauty Spa?
You know who else is from Michigan? RNC Chair Roona McDaniel.
But, it doesn’t stop there.
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 05/23/2019 $750.00
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 04/23/2019 $750.00
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 11/17/2017 $1,050.00
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 10/19/2017 $853.30
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI MEDIA PREPARATION 09/18/2017 $900.00
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE ABOUT FACE BEAUTY SPA MI TRAVEL EXPENSES 07/17/2017 $500.00
I don’t want to say anything about another beautician’s work, but Honey, for $1,000 we could make you look like Sophia Loren.
Okay, maybe not. But we couldn’t do worse and we just charge $30 for a haircut. And girl, get yourself some serious hair.
In a case of once-you-look-you-can’t-stop, there’s more, way more. So many more that I had to put it in a date file.
Here’s a peek.
Now, I don’t know if all this is just for Roona, but if it is, damn, that’s embarrassing. And either the RNC is way overpaying for these services or Carley Pressley is bringing some bare chested firefighters holding puppies to brighten up a smile.
To be fair, we went to the DNC to see if our female candidates are demanding “media preparation.” Only one. And Beto.
BETO FOR AMERICA MAKEUP BY PAULINA PEREZ, INC. FL MAKEUP SERVICES 06/27/2019 $385.00
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT KELSI ZIEMANN ARTISTRY IA HAIR & MAKEUP SERVICES 06/19/2019 $274.10
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT CARD SERVICE CENTER TX HAIR & MAKEUP SERVICES 06/19/2019 $274.10
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT FORESIGHT COMMUNICATIONS SC HAIR AND MAKEUP SERVICES 05/17/2019 $210.00
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT CARD SERVICE CENTER TX HAIR AND MAKEUP SERVICES 05/17/2019 $210.00
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT TURNER, KRISTIN CA HAIR AND MAKEUP SERVICES 02/22/2019 $750.00
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON FOR PRESIDENT HALL, JESSICA IA HAIR & MAKEUP SERVICES 02/21/2019 $318.00
And there you are, you are all caught up on your beauty news of the week.
Mostly, this is why I warn you not to give money to the DNC because this is some of the crap it goes for. However, if you’re a Republican, please continue to give liberally to the RNC because, be honest with yourself, you’ve got some real ugly people on your team.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
The money spent to “beautify” the Goopers is truly thrown-away m9ney, because their ugliness is on the inside, less on the outside.
Ain’t no makeup gonna make that better.
Look at Roona…
1That reads more like a money laundering scheme than a campaign finance report.
2The idiots are stuck in the past still blaming Nixon’s lost to Kennedy on flawed make-up instead of character flaws. They’ve passed the point of no return to where “putting lipstick on a pig” costs more than the value of the pigs they’re running as candidates. But that’s OK. They can bust their annual budget and there’s still no way to cover Orange Foolius or make Mike Pence look less of a ghoul.
3Royal Oak, Michigan? Shucks! I know that place. Used to be famous cuz it was the location of the Detroit Zoological Park, one of the first such parks in the country where the animals were not caged. Zoo-goers stood behind a decorative wall which overlooked a helluva moat and watch wildebeests much grass. Seems to me that the About Face operation can’t hold a candle to that!
4A couple of thoughts.
Lipstick on a pig. Thanks Palin!
Beauty is only skin deep. And since there was no cosmetic/ reconstructive surgery involved, I think that money was for a one night stand!!
5Sue Sylvester (TV character Glee 2009-2015): “You may be two of the stupidest teens I’ve ever encountered – and that’s saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin.” Reality TV; Republicons live it, while the rest of us dash for the remote. Next year we need to dash to the polls.
6“Politics is just Hollywood for ugly people.”
Which is why the world needs JJ.
7Brazil – 1985 Terry Gilliam
Sam’s mother gets a beauty nip and tuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnx95KyQEAA
8Waitaminit. “Card Service Center” as the vendor? Does Rachel from Cardholder Services do makeup when she’s not recording robocalls?
9I’m with Tom (2). When a salon in California charges $55 and one in Michigan charges $1000 for the same services, that’s a scam.
10Remember when the NSGOP freaked out about Bill Clinton’s haircut?
11Daaang! How much does Trump spend for hairspray and orange makeup?
12“Media preparation.” What will they think of next?
Oh, right: Death panels, Right to Work, Revoke Excessive Policies that Encroach on American Liberties Act, Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act, the Patriot Act, Citizens United, the Internet Freedom Act, etc.
13The actual “media preparation” that should occur is counseling and therapy for the press covering this maladministration, necessary as they try to deal with the mountain of lies and propaganda spewing forth on a daily basis.
14She would have done better at Sherwin Williams
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