Me! Me! Lindsey ! Pick me!
So, since Lindsey Graham is not married and never has been, a reporter asked him who would be first lady if he’s elected President.
Lindsey answered ….
Thinking it over, the Republican senator told Daily Mail Online: ‘Well, I’ve got a sister, she could play that role if necessary.’
Chuckling, he added: ‘I’ve got a lot of friends. We’ll have a rotating first lady.’
I cannot say for sure but I think he meant rotating as getting a new one every now and then, as opposed to a first lady who spends her days turning in circles, although admittedly that would be entertaining.
Next thing I know, my friend Glen Maxey asks where he can apply.
I’d be glad to put in a good word for Glen but I don’t think he’d be as entertaining as a spinning first lady.
Oh, I don’t know, I could see Glenn as First Lady spinning or not, it’s just that I can’t see him as a Republican.
1Weren’t we supposed to get a table dance or some such thing from Glenn awhile back when we donated money to his favorite Democratic cause (mailing absentee ballots as I recall)? Mz. Lindsey would probably like him just fine. I know I’ve been favorably impressed.
2Oh, darn it, Carol. You’ve got me spelling Glen’s name wrong too.
3Does he mean no woman could put up with him for very long?
4I’d have a lot more respect for him if he would just come out.
5Maybe he wants to put her on a rotating stand in the front window like at the department store.
6I also heard where he would make that position a “floating” one. Imagine that! A floating FLOTUS! Well, well! A defiance of gravity might be something worth seeing!
7Easy choice. Caitlyn Jenner. Then all of the Republicans in the room can rotate. If you get my drift.
8Glen Maxey has our vote for FLOTUS, even if he has to change political parties. Yes, indeed! We need someone in the White House to gohmert punch Lindsey, if he takes a mere two prances near the nuclear button.
Plus I trust Glen to throw some super parties and invite all his friends from The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. Amirite, Glen? Jane and I call dibs on the Lincoln bedroom. 😀
9@JAKvirginia, good choice, I’d love to see that, and she wouldn’t have to change Parties!
10Fun aside, I wonder if Lindsey is actually running for VP.
11I would like to see a Mrs. Doubtfire type situation.
When “President” Graham is in the room the first lady is nowhere to be seen.
Then, he excuses himself and surprise! “First Lady” Graham shows up in full dress, makeup, and affectation.
I would almost… (stop, stop, don’t even think it) vote for…
12Glenda Jackson once said that when she needed to laugh on cue, she thought of her sex life. When she needed to cry on cue, she thought of her sex life.
For some of the same reasons, I come here and read y’all….
13I have a sick dirty mind… I first interpreted that since his sister is not his wife, he could rotate her among his friends.
14I nominate Tim Curry in full Doctor Frankfurter regalia. Or possibly Columbia.
15This sounds like a solution in search of a problem. The odds of Graham requiring the services–any services–of a First Lady are somewhere south of minuscule.
16Did he mean “rotating” or “gyrating”? And I have full confidence in Mr Maxey’s ability to distract Miss Lindsay from “the black box” without resorting to sordid violence!
17Graham’s notion of a First Lady is a sexist one of quiet submission, as co-host of White House functions. Thankfully, we’ve had women like Eleanor Roosevelt, Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama who made significant contributions to the improvement of lives here and abroad.
18It’s time for a First Gentleman!
Miss Lindsay doesn’t know any gentlemen…
19I’m with Henry. If Sen. Graham would just come out already, maybe all this conservative closet nonsense a la Hastert, Craig, Foley, etc., would dwindle and die.
20He said he could rotate the job among his friends. I somehow doubt that any of the people being mentioned are his friends.
21Won’t it be interesting, when Hillary is elected President, to see the role models reversed. Wonder how Bill will take to playing second fiddle on the national stage. Will he be appointed to the Cabinet, Secretary of State perchance?
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