McCaul Would Build a Wall Except He Keeps Bumping Into It
Texas Congressvarmint Mike McCaul, who got elected on his wife’s Clear Channel money, is the House Homeland Security Committee Chairman which scares the doodle outta me because he’s not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.
A year before Trump was elected McCaul called The Wall “kind of a simplistic” and a “knee-jerk response.” Most folks in Texas don’t want a wall, especially the construction, oil, food service, mechanical and agricultural owners, because they get rich on the backs of poor wages and working conditions provided to undocumented workers.
Trump gets elected and McCaul starts swimming for shore as fast as he can.
“We are going to build the wall. Period,” McCaul wrote in a Fox News op-ed. “In the process, I pledge to stand side-by-side with the Trump administration to throw out Obama’s reckless immigration policies and start enforcing our nation’s laws.”
After a whole damn month of Trump, McCaul reverses himself after a trip to the Texas border.
He points out that there’s already a wall between San Diego and El Paso but not Texas. He now says that Texas needs a “multi-layered approach, using both infrastructure but also technology and personnel.”
He said that’s what the border patrol told him. Yeah, and they also said it would help if we cancelled nighttime.
Look, McCaul already knew he was going to oppose the wall, but he needed a place to escape while his constituents hollered for a town hall. Ta da! Border Patrol had to tote his prissy butt around for a few days to provide cover. Two birds, one stone: McCaul gets away from town halls and can now claim there’s a good reason to scrap the wall in Texas.
These guys are getting on my nerves.
Build corrals around wingnut pols so high they can’t ever get out. Especially Louie-he’s got them crazy eyes.
1epo! My god, man! You’re a genius. We’ve had the answer all the time but couldn’t see it! Not just “a wall” but a “Louie G. Wall”. Thousands and thousands of small video screens with 24/7 video loops of Screwy’s rants! BRILLIANT! No one would want to come within a mile of that sucker. Throw in some Kellyanne slutty-like music videos and even the birds won’t cross the border!
2Ugh. My congressvarmint. At least my state legislator (Celia Israel) & state senator (Kirk Watson) are decently Democratic.
3love your comments, epo & JAK.
https://tinyurl.com/gkq9ud5
Louie’s got them crazy eyes.
4Well said, well said. But what is in the water or whatever Texas rethugs are drinking? Make that what rethugs are drinking nationwide. Their tiny, one cell brains are fried. Hopefully we will do what my Daddy recommended “Vote the bastards OUT!”
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