Remember when Bill Kristol announced that he knew an independent candidate who was going to run who had great name ID and could beat both Hillary and Trump?

Turns out it was a guy named David French, who is a writer for The National Review.  Okay, I have never heard of him per se.  However, I do know his name as it relates to fries, toast, kiss, and a revolution that happened shortly before ours.

I imagine he’s never heard of me either.  That is probably why I am not running for President.

Well, it turns out that David French is not running for President because, against all assumptions you ever had about National Review writers, French appears to be the only one who is not a total and complete idiot.

Thanks once again, Bill Kristol, for bad information and crazybutt theories.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.