I dunno.

I just seems that when you see a Republican standing up shouting about the evils of something, odds are pretty darn good that they’re doing whatever it is they are against.

I am convinced that Rick Santorum has the kinkiest sex thoughts on the planet.

I suspect that Newt Gingrich has a spending problem – secretly ordering things off the Home Shopping Network until he’s on Hoarders and totally broke.

I think Ron Paul sneaks out at night to admire the socialist welfare shiny red fire trucks down at the station house.

I would bet that somewhere, deep inside, Mitt Romney has a strongly held conviction.

And the guy who drafted the science platform for the 1988 Republican convention is sitting in a jail Argentina for smuggling cocaine.  See, I’m right.

But, it’s only fair to mention that in 1988, the Republicans nominated Dan Quayle and let Pat Robertson speak at the convention, which was pretty much the end of science for them and I could see where a guy would turn to drugs after that.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.