Maybe His Tangue Got Tungled Up or He Has Dame Bramage
But my bet is that he’s just goofy.
Texas Lt. Gov David Dewhurst, who during his primary race against Ted Cruz was referred to as “the almost sane one,” is losing ground on that title.
You mean like arm college students or extort women with the threat of a trans-vaginal ultrasound? Is that what you’re bragging about?
Hey, Dew, although I am certain that you didn’t mean to say that we do things in Texas that people with a fully functioning brain would never do, at least you’re looking in the right direction.
Thanks to Jim Henson for catching that one.